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He's just a lesser shade of Gaunt.

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kevin04 wrote: Mon Aug 16, 2021 12:33 pm Parry won the Two Mikes war without a shadow of doubt!
Yep. Forum meet up at Planet Porky Live Tour in 2022? :lol: 8)
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He's a pathetic shit.
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"Five feet nine" charlatan Parry was caught out last week with nowhere to hide, that would make Dolan about six feet ten inches.

Jacket too long, sleeves too long, trousers too long, Parry believes his own bullshit and buys for his fictional 5' 9" self.





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By today Parry had learned to stand at a distance and on the step and his four inch parting was nowhere to be seen. Same unwashed clothes of course.

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Good old Porky

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Parry looks like he just stinks of piss.
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shivah wrote: Mon Aug 16, 2021 5:15 pm Parry just stinks of piss.
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Trousers straight out of Oxfam's reject refuse skip. Same shirt.


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able1 wrote: Mon Aug 16, 2021 5:56 pm Trousers straight out of Oxfam's reject refuse skip. Same shirt.


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Both Pisspot and Gaunt share the same tailor I think.
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Their narcissism clearly not showing itself with regard to their appearance. Utter tramps.

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able1 wrote: Mon Aug 16, 2021 6:13 pm Their narcissism clearly not showing itself with regard to their appearance. Utter tramps.
Interesting point. You'd think they would dress better, they're not short of funds.

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shivah wrote: Mon Aug 16, 2021 6:00 pm
able1 wrote: Mon Aug 16, 2021 5:56 pm Trousers straight out of Oxfam's reject refuse skip. Same shirt.
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Both Pisspot and Gaunt share the same tailor I think.
These trousers are ridiculous, at least 4 inches (1 Parry cock, 1 Gaunt cock) too long and way too big unless his legs are matchsticks.

Go to a flipping tailor and get them to take them up and in, It will only cost a few meals a Spoons.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.

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Chuck them in the fucking bin more like, with the dwarf danger still attached
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shivah wrote: Sat Jul 31, 2021 1:43 pm I’d love someone to vandalise his car with the words

PISS POT PARRY
They should put it on the roof. Then the dwarf would never know it was there and drive round with his motor perpetually cunting him off.
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gheko wrote: Mon Aug 16, 2021 6:17 pm
able1 wrote: Mon Aug 16, 2021 6:13 pm Their narcissism clearly not showing itself with regard to their appearance. Utter tramps.
Interesting point. You'd think they would dress better, they're not short of funds.

They've failed at everything else. they can't even do narcissism properly.


"Narcissists are more likely to wear expensive, flashy clothing, have an organized, neat appearance requiring a lot of preparation, and (in females) wear makeup and show cleavage"

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