Jonathan Pearce
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carcinogen
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Jonathan Pearce
Seriously, is this cunt fucking retarded? Or is it just an act to gain employment? Fair play if he is mentally ill, but surely the fat twat of a cunt isn't existing as a human being.
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Re: Jonathan Pearce
City fan - tells you all you need to know.
Up the Gas!
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Come for the rampant misogyny, stay for the tedious bitching
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beingsoblase
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Re: Jonathan Pearce
Loved his work on robot wars.
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carcinogen
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Re: Jonathan Pearce
beingsoblase wrote:Loved his work on robot wars.
I was actually using his 'performance' on Robot Wars as primary evidence for being a shouty fat cunt.
“Ordinary men hate solitude. But the Master makes use of it, embracing his aloneness, realizing he is one with the whole universe.” ~ Lao Tzu.
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
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sjbarca
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Re: Jonathan Pearce
Hate him as a commentator.
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"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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Re: Jonathan Pearce
His nadir was on Channel 5 when if they had a big film coming up right after the footie, he would shoehorn in an excruciating segue, eg:
WELL, WE'VE GOT ARNIE IN TERMINATOR 2 COMING UP AFTER THE MATCH BUT ARSENAL HAVE THEIR VERY OWN JOHN CONNOR IN THEO WALCOTT AND HE'LL BE TAKING ON THE MACHINE THAT IS THE MAN UTD DEFENCE AND---
etc
WELL, WE'VE GOT ARNIE IN TERMINATOR 2 COMING UP AFTER THE MATCH BUT ARSENAL HAVE THEIR VERY OWN JOHN CONNOR IN THEO WALCOTT AND HE'LL BE TAKING ON THE MACHINE THAT IS THE MAN UTD DEFENCE AND---
etc
WOKE AND PROUD
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beingsoblase
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Re: Jonathan Pearce
carcinogen wrote:beingsoblase wrote:Loved his work on robot wars.
I was actually using his 'performance' on Robot Wars as primary evidence for being a shouty fat cunt.
For me thats part of his charm!
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Re: Jonathan Pearce
Pretty poor when the match commentator doesn’t know the rules on goal line technology, you can tell that co commentator Martin Keown was cringing with embarrassment.