A Kylie Christmas

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A Kylie Christmas

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The Big Girl and the two mini big girls have gone to Mass.

Ol' Pet is sat here all alone on Christmas morning, watching A Kylie Chrustmas on Sky One.

And he is thoroughly enjoying it :roll:

Does this make me ghey?

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Are you bumming men while watching it?
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No.
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No.
Alex Young, Howard Kendall, Andy King, Timmy Cahill, Dixie Dean and Mike Parry.....we'll never see the likes of them again.

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Are you in full leather with poppers, vaseline, gigantic dildo and bronski beat calendar pages carefully laid out on carpet?
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No.
Alex Young, Howard Kendall, Andy King, Timmy Cahill, Dixie Dean and Mike Parry.....we'll never see the likes of them again.

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Petingo wrote:The Big Girl and the two mini big girls have gone to Mass.

Ol' Pet is sat here all alone on Christmas morning, watching A Kylie Chrustmas on Sky One.

And he is thoroughly enjoying it :roll:

Does this make me ghey?

Help a confused mate out here, Mr. Lawns :drinkers:
Unless you were placed in your chair by somebody you were sitting all alone!
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Well he probably was tbf
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As were you tbf
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Are you in full leather with poppers, vaseline, gigantic dildo and bronski beat calendar pages carefully laid out on carpet?



On Christmas Day, it'll be the full Hornby train set, with guards, platforms and points switch.
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After Higgins extensive test, I conclude you are not of the bent variety, pet.

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AlcoholBrazil wrote:
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Are you in full leather with poppers, vaseline, gigantic dildo and bronski beat calendar pages carefully laid out on carpet?



On Christmas Day, it'll be the full Hornby train set, with guards, platforms and points switch.

Anyone (else) here turbo modded a HORNby vibrating err bullet train with a masonry drill bit and strapped themselves to the track in full gimpwear hogtied ready for some love tunnel exploration?
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:
AlcoholBrazil wrote:
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Are you in full leather with poppers, vaseline, gigantic dildo and bronski beat calendar pages carefully laid out on carpet?



On Christmas Day, it'll be the full Hornby train set, with guards, platforms and points switch.

Anyone (else) here turbo modded a HORNby vibrating err bullet train with a masonry drill bit and strapped themselves to the track in full gimpwear hogtied ready for some love tunnel exploration?



Its the only way to spend christmas :)
Bring on "The Clutcher :)

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Eaststand wrote:After Higgins extensive test, I conclude you are not of the bent variety, pet.

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phew.....thank goodness for that :roll:
Alex Young, Howard Kendall, Andy King, Timmy Cahill, Dixie Dean and Mike Parry.....we'll never see the likes of them again.

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