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Good show this. Jordan is top man.

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James90125 wrote:Good show this. Jordan is top man.


Kelly is next.
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Laura Woods in for DK.

As I've said a few times, I'd be quite happy for the season to finish in early April.

But here we are in late May and it's still going and endless chat about issues with the top 6 clubs continue to gush forth.

Now that they don't have Wenger providing fodder it's been days and days of talk about Jose and now Conte.

It's interesting how all this coverage has created a type of presenter and caller who think they're Jonathan Wilson.

Everyone seems to be a guru on tactics and playing styles;

'We need to get the full back to 'bomb on'

or

'How can we possible be playing with 2 (TWO) holding midfielders?'.

How about a segment on how Bromley and its players must feel after losing the Play-Off final?

Silly me, they aren't in the top 6.

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Simon(I used to own Crystal Palace)Jordan pulled-up Woods for getting the 'round pegs in round holes' analogy wrong.
This was ten minutes after he said 'dull as DISHwater'.
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Bad Blue 2000 wrote:Simon(I used to own Crystal Palace)Jordan pulled-up Woods for getting the 'round pegs in round holes' analogy wrong.
This was ten minutes after he said 'dull as DISHwater'.


Every time another owner, chairman or chief executive is mention, SJ makes an aside about not getting on with them.

Is there anyone he DID get on with.

SK - Read Dale Carnegies 'How to Win Friends and Influence people'.

Then again, maybe he likes NOT getting on with people?

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His twitter handle is SJopinions. As if having opinions somehow makes him a strong, forthright character.
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Bruce has falsies
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Bad Blue 2000 wrote:His twitter handle is SJopinions. As if having opinions somehow makes him a strong, forthright character.



Scott Joplinions.

A smile, a wink, a ragtime tune, a snidey remark about other chairmen. He's the complete package.
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Bruce has falsies

No, theyre real tits, mate.
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tennisman wrote:
Bad Blue 2000 wrote:Simon(I used to own Crystal Palace)Jordan pulled-up Woods for getting the 'round pegs in round holes' analogy wrong.
This was ten minutes after he said 'dull as DISHwater'.



Is there anyone he DID get on with.

Have you ever listened to him. Of course he gets on with no one, hes a fucking dick. An absolute prize cunt, I cannot imagine having to talk to him in real life, him and DK are very good together, but what a tosser.
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A most enjoyable show this enening till the Stsin came on.

Defaces all, the cunt.
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Another quality show with Strachan as well.
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Just the Owl and Bruce Wayne tonight.

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Sean Derry is the other bloke.

The Owl and Bruce Wayne with a little joke.

Bruce Wayne : I liked Sean Derry he was one of my favourite players.

The Owl : Was that because he was cheap.

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Kelly & Jordan are fkin miles away from ANY other clowns on this hospital radio station
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