DK and Simon Jordan
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I bet the owl would like to have another show where he works with someone else (although he obviously enjoys working with Bruce Wayne). Bruce Wayne has one where he's on the Jim White show so just think it'll be nice for the owl to have extra show too.
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Word is Bruce has done his dough and needs every twenty Claypole lobs him
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I've an idea for Simon to get him back on track. A bread roll infused with vitamins, which he could market as the 'Vit Roll'. He could copyright the name, and thus not only make money but also give himself the perfect excuse for consistently mispronouncing 'vitriol'.
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I just saw that clip where Simes claims he was drawn to TS because he thought 'it had more integrity and authenticity' than its rivals. I do worry about poor old Simon these days.
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You don't like Jordan, EM, we get it.
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That plus they were the only ones to invite him on. Which is odd because even Clinton Cards gets to be on both BBC 5L and TS to peddle his nonsense, I guess Jordan isn’t quite up to his standard.Erskine Might wrote:I just saw that clip where Simes claims he was drawn to TS because he thought 'it had more integrity and authenticity' than its rivals. I do worry about poor old Simon these days.
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Just turned it on after ages: 'And the lack of intellectual capital involved in re-hiring Moyes...' Turned it off again. It's gone way beyond a joke. This bloke needs binning.
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Simon has just said Giroud is under aroused
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Except there is no DK........... some cunt called Coyte ......fkin unlistenable , typical Clayton , race to the bottom it is now in the cess pit of TS
Bring on "The Clutcher :)
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Who is this idiot?
Bring back DK.
Bring back DK.
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Good ideas from Bruce Wayne.
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Northern Troglodite wrote:Except there is no DK........... some cunt called Coyte ......fkin unlistenable , typical Clayton , race to the bottom it is now in the cess pit of TS
Has every sentence Coyte said had the word Spurs in it? It normally does.
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Jordan is God
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I like the silly noises that other bloke makes.
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Paul Coyte is a Phil Cornwell character, I'm sure of it. The new Dave Clifton.