How has either Brazil, Parry, or Qunt, not been accused of sexual harassment at one of these fucking beanos? Lot's of pretty promo girls wandering around, a few too many beers and wandering hands .... the mind fucking boggles none of these men have ever been accused of gross misconduct involving pretty young fillies?
I suppose if I think about it, Qunt is too busy starving pit ponies, Brazil is too busy gorging himself on free grub, and Parry .... well, the bloke is a fucking shambles and I doubt he would know what to do with a pretty girl.
only 10 weeks to Chelnum
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Re: only 10 weeks to Chelnum
They don't have libidos. Only LIBRE BOOZE DO'S
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Instagram your ticket, Peaky Blinders flat cap and bottle of Moet - you won't be opening and never will, it's a fake bottle that you blow up.
AND WE'RE OFF.
AND WE'RE OFF.
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kevin04 wrote:Instagram your ticket, Peaky Blinders flat cap and bottle of Moet - you won't be opening and never will, it's a fake bottle that you blow up.
AND WE'RE OFF.
Your posts are getting more and more cryptic, Kev. I barely understand a word of them these days.
Is Wibbz grooming you to be his successor?
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Reg wrote:kevin04 wrote:Instagram your ticket, Peaky Blinders flat cap and bottle of Moet - you won't be opening and never will, it's a fake bottle that you blow up.
AND WE'RE OFF.
Your posts are getting more and more cryptic, Kev. I barely understand a word of them these days.
Is Wibbz grooming you to be his successor?
My thick Scottish accent must be coming through in them.
The previous post was more a shite attempt at humour on my behalf about the people who take pictures of everything fun they do and then put it up on social media.
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kevin04 wrote: about the people who take pictures of everything fun they do and then put it up on social media.
Those type of people have a name. 'Cunts'.
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Re: only 10 weeks to Chelnum
I got what you meant perfectly, Kev.kevin04 wrote:Reg wrote:kevin04 wrote:Instagram your ticket, Peaky Blinders flat cap and bottle of Moet - you won't be opening and never will, it's a fake bottle that you blow up.
AND WE'RE OFF.
Your posts are getting more and more cryptic, Kev. I barely understand a word of them these days.
Is Wibbz grooming you to be his successor?
My thick Scottish accent must be coming through in them.
The previous post was more a shite attempt at humour on my behalf about the people who take pictures of everything fun they do and then put it up on social media.
Ignore these cosseted metropolitans and their insular tiny brains.
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kevin04 wrote:Reg wrote:kevin04 wrote:Instagram your ticket, Peaky Blinders flat cap and bottle of Moet - you won't be opening and never will, it's a fake bottle that you blow up.
AND WE'RE OFF.
Your posts are getting more and more cryptic, Kev. I barely understand a word of them these days.
Is Wibbz grooming you to be his successor?
My thick Scottish accent must be coming through in them.
The previous post was more a shite attempt at humour on my behalf about the people who take pictures of everything fun they do and then put it up on social media.
I read it again, and got the meaning. It was the dash in the middle that made it read as if you were starting a new sentence: “You won’t be opening” etc, didn’t realise you were talking about the Moet.
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No long now, bewdifull, Cleve Hill, its the Namby Pamby corporates Rupert , guiness tent , dead horses , cannae wait
Bring on "The Clutcher :)
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Northern Troglodite wrote:No long now, bewdifull, Cleve Hill, its the Namby Pamby corporates Rupert , guiness tent , dead horses , cannae wait
Alan says "Mamby Pamby"
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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sjbarca wrote:Northern Troglodite wrote:No long now, bewdifull, Cleve Hill, its the Namby Pamby corporates Rupert , guiness tent , dead horses , cannae wait
Alan says "Mamby Pamby"
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sjbarca wrote:Northern Troglodite wrote:No long now, bewdifull, Cleve Hill, its the Namby Pamby corporates Rupert , guiness tent , dead horses , cannae wait
Alan says "Mamby Pamby"
Because he's a fucking uneducated oik with no command of the language........perfect for a broadcaster on spoutshite
Bring on "The Clutcher :)
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Re: only 10 weeks to Chelnum
This year will be the 10th anniversary of the Brazil rant during Cheltenham cancellation.
In honour, I will be playing the full audio of his meltdown (avec Irani) as I drive away with Cleeve Hill in my rear view mirror...
"I'M NAE GOIN' BAAAACK TA LONDUN, RUPART!"
In honour, I will be playing the full audio of his meltdown (avec Irani) as I drive away with Cleeve Hill in my rear view mirror...
"I'M NAE GOIN' BAAAACK TA LONDUN, RUPART!"
<Doctor...you will die for this...!>
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Re: only 10 weeks to Chelnum
Last year Alan was err ill from the Monday onwards and didnae even make it to the course on Gold Cup Friday
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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Re: only 10 weeks to Chelnum
sjbarca wrote:Last year Alan was err ill from the Monday onwards and didnae even make it to the course on Gold Cup Friday
When’s the long suffering Jill’s birthday, ball accounts it’s on Paddy’s Day.