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AlcoholBrazil wrote:A lot on here would ask her what Jon Gaunt is doing at the moment. Every 5 minutes.

What a great toy. Got it hooked up to my bluetooth sound system, and it has access to all of tunein radio. Told her to turn on talksport, heard Georgie Bingham, so obviously my ears start spewing blood everywhere, so I asked her to play the excellent European Football Show Podcast, and she did, which is cool as fuck.

I love her. I asked her if she would have my babies, and she said she didn't have an opinion. Obviously playing hard to get, but she will not be able to resist old Zambo's charms for long.

She has an aux out socket, which I may just squeeze in

Hehe.

I asked her to marry me, and she said shes not the marrying type!

She's just playing me Beatles 1 Album and she gets to All you need is love, and I'm at that moment I turn over the page in the TV guide straight to a programme on tonight called All together now, just as they sing that exact line in the song. How spooky is that.

You buy a printed tv guide?

The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:You buy a printed tv guide?

Every week without fail from Sainsburys. I also get books from the library.

Ask it was it made by the CIA?

Ask it.... does it work for the CIA?

Ask it is Amazon owned by the CIA?

Ask it if Amazon and the CIA have links or if they are interlinked?

Do this in between asking the usual daft shit. Then ask it.....why are you lying to me!

Let me know if it shuts down for you or not during this. That is it going back to the main database when it shuts down BTW.

And yes Alco.....it is a spybot. Along with most other technology brought out the last few years.

Then if really want to fry it.....start into matter/anti matter, CERN and DWave computing getting info and power from different dimensions.

Ruin the cunt. Get it clean fucked. All it is worth.

If you can't get it to shut down at least a couple of times in half an hour.....you are a dullard with a very dull and blunt mind.

Rossco wrote:Ask it was it made by the CIA?

Ask it.... does it work for the CIA?

Ask it is Amazon owned by the CIA?

Ask it if Amazon and the CIA have links or if they are interlinked?

Do this in between asking the usual daft shit. Then ask it.....why are you lying to me!

Let me know if it shuts down for you or not during this. That is it going back to the main database when it shuts down BTW.

And yes Alco.....it is a spybot. Along with most other technology brought out the last few years.

It's true. The cia need to know about my need to buy pointless shit on the Internet.

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Think I'm starting to win her round. I asked her she fancied a cup of tea, and she said yes please I'm parched, milk no sugar. I'll ask her she wants a nightcap later.

Eaststand wrote:

Rossco wrote:Ask it was it made by the CIA?

Ask it.... does it work for the CIA?

Ask it is Amazon owned by the CIA?

Ask it if Amazon and the CIA have links or if they are interlinked?

Do this in between asking the usual daft shit. Then ask it.....why are you lying to me!

Let me know if it shuts down for you or not during this. That is it going back to the main database when it shuts down BTW.

And yes Alco.....it is a spybot. Along with most other technology brought out the last few years.

It's true. The cia need to know about my need to buy pointless shit on the Internet.

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Spoken like a true two pump chump.......good for you. Go along to get along.....but with an edgy and sassy attitude. That's our Eastie

Maybe I just enjoy a little gadget that's quite cool?

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It is a spying device but most are these days. It is AI driven but I am wasting no more time on this.

Enjoy you're errr toy. I am sure it enjoys you.

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