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Re: Amazon Alexa
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:03 pm
by Eaststand
Good feck off out of this thread with this insanity then rossco
Its a nice little thing that entertains people. No need to be a cunt about it. Not everything has to be about the lizard people taking over the world, some things are just a bit of fun.
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Re: Amazon Alexa
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:42 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
THEY'VE GOT YOU BRO!!
Re: Amazon Alexa
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:55 pm
by beingsoblase
My nephew asked Alexa "who farted?"
To which she replied "he who smelt it, dealt it!"
Re: Amazon Alexa
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:57 pm
by Eaststand
beingsoblase wrote:My nephew asked Alexa "who farted?"
To which she replied "he who smelt it, dealt it!"
Careful now, you'll be on an fbi watch list now.
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Re: Amazon Alexa
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 1:01 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
OBAMAS DEALT IT!!!
Re: Amazon Alexa
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 5:52 pm
by Rossco
Eaststand wrote:Good feck off out of this thread with this insanity then rossco
Its a nice little thing that entertains people. No need to be a cunt about it. Not everything has to be about the lizard people taking over the world, some things are just a bit of fun.
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Nah. Buy a VR Headset as well. Escape into the matrix barkeep.....escape into it
Re: Amazon Alexa
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 6:22 pm
by Eaststand
What turned you insane while I was gone, Rossco? You were never this paranoid.
Or, alternatively, what are you doing you are so terrified of people finding out about?
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Re: Amazon Alexa
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:39 pm
by carcinogen
I knew a girl named Alexa. She was a junkie and lived in Oklahoma. But no one here wants to hear about that whole fiasco.
Re: Amazon Alexa
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:58 pm
by m4rkb
Ask it what is the most effective way to wage violent jihad.
Re: Amazon Alexa
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:59 pm
by m4rkb
...or make a bomb.
Re: Amazon Alexa
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:01 pm
by m4rkb
On a serious note, ask it why did the chicken cross the road.
Re: Amazon Alexa
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:11 pm
by Eaststand
It's not sure about the jihad. She knows the chicken joke though!
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Re: Amazon Alexa
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:22 pm
by m4rkb
Eaststand wrote:It's not sure about the jihad. She knows the chicken joke though!
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Well ask it about the Jihad
Re: Amazon Alexa
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:23 pm
by Eaststand
I have! I don't think she's a Muslim girl though, she doesn't know.
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Re: Amazon Alexa
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:37 am
by beingsoblase
Flipping heck!
Mrs B. Got an Amazon prime type thing and showed me how to download and play music.
I just downloaded 40 odd hours of Queen, macc lads, scorpions, and various sci fi/tv themes, and it sounds brilliant through that little bean can sized speaker.