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I for one can't fucking WAIT! It's all kicking-off on Friday I believe. Should be one hell of a thing.

Nor me. Look at this lot of wombat's droppings

Maybe all professional sports people should donate just a day's amount of the cash that they pay to their pharmacists. That should be enough for five thousand playing fields and the odd 50 thou seater stadium or six.

That fucking Ore bloke does my head-in. And before you brand me racist, it's not coz he is black it's because he is a fucking smug cunt for no apparent reason. It's a bit like all these no-marks who decide to cycle around England, or climb Kilimanjaro (this is part of my stand-up routine, bare with it). Here is what you should do you utter cunt: get a job you fucking hate that has no value whatsoever in an office staring at a screen or be a call-centre operator. Climbing Everest is a piece of piss compared to being stuck in an office doing a job you fucking hate surrounded by manic-depressive middle-aged men trapped in loveless marriages. Try that you fucking wankers then I'll donate to charity.

Nodding sagely with a slightly snigger. #comcarc

I hear Ant of Ant & Dec will no longer be going to Africa in his black mini due to a technical issue...

...he's just gone over his limit

Dec will have to do the driving. All these celebs who fancy themselves as players is cringeworthy.
Robbie Williams in full kit, " I could have played for England" , when he would not get a trial with Port Vale.

Zambo wrote:Nor me. Look at this lot of wombat's droppings

So........
The woman at the bottom looks in her mirror, decides that looking like a pissed up Alice cooper at four in the morning is a good look and goes out to a premier or whatever it is.

That's not sporting at all!

Paddy mcguinness has made a career from being peter Kay's best mate

We've had our Sport Relief as the rugby has finished.

JW90 wrote:We've had our Sport Relief as the rugby has finished.

If only there was a virtue signalling, tax dodging, serial adulterer who could pay millions in tax instead of being responsible for the death of hundreds of children by crisp induced obesity owing to the underfunding of the NHS.

AlcoholBrazil wrote:Dec will have to do the driving. All these celebs who fancy themselves as players is cringeworthy.
Robbie Williams in full kit, " I could have played for England" , when he would not get a trial with Port Vale.

Those celebs vs old pros games used to be good, though.
You'd always get some jumped-up cunt like Harvey from So Solid Crew who hogged the ball and tried to be a glory boy until a wily old pro like Denis Irwin or whoever would apply a perfectly timed "reducer" and all hell would break loose

The Doctor Is In wrote:If only there was a virtue signalling, tax dodging, serial adulterer who could pay millions in tax instead of being responsible for the death of hundreds of children by crisp induced obesity owing to the underfunding of the NHS.

Tugs and Lugs is up to his batwing ears in the grime and filth of the BBC establishment perversions.

Didn't someone from this very bailiwick witness the boy line acre with his helmet dangling as he leered at sixteen kosnian lezzas giving it deep vacuum?