Eurovision 2018

[Carlos J]

And break and Surie.

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This shite from Austria better build up.

[Carlos J]

it didn't. Standard pop. Some pun on Cesar that can't think of now.

Austria 6/10.

[Carlos J]

Grecian opening reminds of some 'Deep Forest'. Native language always good. Like it, but a 6.5 or a 7?

Greece 7/10.

[Carlos J]

Sexy boots and slit on skirt.

[Carlos J]

Another that was ok, but could have been so much better. Up the BPM.

Finland 7/10.

[Carlos J]

Native language always a plus, big ballad though always a minus.

Armenia 6.5/10.

[Carlos J]

The Zibbz for Wibbz? Let's see. Like the opening.

[Carlos J]

Soft rock with a feisty Swiss miss.Flares on stage, think of Health and Safety. Love that hat.

Switzerland 7/10.

[Carlos J]

Oirish crooner and two pals walk over a bridge holding hands. Most queer.

[Carlos J]

Best acoustic guitar effort ever was 'The Common Linnets', still a glorius song. Started nowhere and stayed there.

Ireland 6/10.

[Carlos J]

Pretty Sexless despite trying hard. Bar a bit of ethnic instrumentation, can't remember what it's called, standard pop.

Cyprus 6.5/10.

[Carlos J]

Scores on the doors:

Bulgaria - 7.
Finland - 7.
Greece - 7.
Israel - 7.
Switzerland - 7.
Albania - 6.5.
Armenia - 6.5.
Azerbaijan - 6.5.
Belgium - 6.5.
Cyprus - 6.5.
Croatia - 6.5.
F.Y.R. Macedonia - 6.5.
Austria - 6.
Belarus - 6.
Czech Republic - 6.
Estonia - 6.
Iceland - 6.
Ireland - 6.
Lithuania - 6.

Scotty Mills said one of the best semis ever earlier, probably thinking of Rylan this morning.

None even made a great 7.5/10, let alone an excellent 8/10 or even higher. Things can change on finals night though.

Any of the 7/10s through and happy. Azer Azer of the 6.5/10s as well. Harsh as first up, maybe should have been a 7/10. Voted for them.

[Carlos J]

The lass from 'NCIS: Los Angeles', Daniela Ruah, good as Kensi, hamming it up badly.

Lovely montage of some of last years contestants singing Salvador's song.

[Carlos J]

Planet Portugal. David Attenburger. Shite not even comedy.

Get it off.