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World Cup Commentators

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 5:59 pm
by finchman
Fucking cunts the lot of them.

Re: World Cup Commentators

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 6:22 pm
by carcinogen
finchman wrote:Fucking cunts the lot of them.


In that sense I suppose they reflect the society they broadcast to. At least in the case of the UK.

Re: World Cup Commentators

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:39 pm
by Shedboy
Lawrenson is even worse than Ally McCoist and that's saying something.

Re: World Cup Commentators

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:48 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
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Re: World Cup Commentators

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:58 pm
by carcinogen
Shedboy wrote:Lawrenson is even worse than Ally McCoist and that's saying something.


They aren't commentators.

Re: World Cup Commentators

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 10:03 pm
by Shedboy
carcinogen wrote:
Shedboy wrote:Lawrenson is even worse than Ally McCoist and that's saying something.


They aren't commentators.
You say potato, I say cabbage. Still commenting on the game cunts, though.

Re: World Cup Commentators

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 10:12 pm
by carcinogen
Shedboy wrote:
carcinogen wrote:
Shedboy wrote:Lawrenson is even worse than Ally McCoist and that's saying something.


They aren't commentators.
You say potato, I say cabbage. Still commenting on the game cunts, though.


I only say that because I have a lot to say about co-commentators. I hate the cunts you mention, but they aren't commentators, they are employed to add 'colour'. We agree they are wankers. I'm not having a go mate.

Re: World Cup Commentators

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:41 am
by Basualdo
What colour does Lawrenson add? Beige? Magnolia? Off White? Grey?

Re: World Cup Commentators

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 5:59 am
by The End
Basualdo wrote:What colour does Lawrenson add? Beige? Magnolia? Off White? Grey?

The colour of Alan Brazil's bedclothing and underpants.

Re: World Cup Commentators

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 6:12 am
by carcinogen
Basualdo wrote:What colour does Lawrenson add? Beige? Magnolia? Off White? Grey?


It's rare and you have to shop-around, but I think Dulux call it 'A Lighter Shade of Cunt'.

Re: World Cup Commentators

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:30 am
by finchman
Tyldesley and Matterface are the worst.

Re: World Cup Commentators

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:39 am
by Sinbad
Tyldesley, the cunt.


Lock thread.

Re: World Cup Commentators

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 6:42 pm
by kevin04
Them foreyn countries have right, often its just a commentator stating the obvious with long periods of silence and no smart arse alongside. And he'll add in some fact "He/his brother played for Grasshoppers/Valur/FK Tallinn/whoever."

Re: World Cup Commentators

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2018 1:35 pm
by gheko
finchman wrote:Tyldesley and Matterface are the worst.

Correct.

Clive comes across as being a bit simple.

Sam is a bit megalomaniac.

Both are utter gobshites.