Danny Kelly & Mike Parry Go Mad On Mescaline

[sjbarca]

[carcinogen]

Nick Ferrari and James O'Brien stir things up.

What a pair of tossers. If I had their lack of self-awareness I'd be in fucking heaven.

[genehunt1973]

Nick Ferrari and James O'Brien stir things up.

What a pair of tossers. If I had their lack of self-awareness I'd be in fucking heaven.

+1

[Carlos J]

Parry, like Durham and Gold"steen" assumes that it's a sign of intelligence to state an opinion and close your ears to anyone that doesn't repeat it, word-for-word. In fact, as any fule kno, it's exactly the opposite.

In the case of Parry and Durham, they are playing up to their billing as controversialists. So how much they actually believe what they say, is open to question. As for Goldstein, I guess he's the same; though he is such a ****, it's hard to tell if it's an act or not.

Durham's contribution to this World Cup will be his wanting to marry Spain v Portugal and his socalled man of the people spiel about France v Denmark. Oh so clever Nigel Durham.

[JW90]

It's an upgrade on Brazil 2014 when his contribution was that photo of him and Gough looking like "Brit abroad dicksplash"- as George Summer so accurately put it.

[The End]

Parry has been putting on the 'man of the people' and 'pretend spastic' act for so long now I don't think even knows if there is a difference between his three personalities. Brazil just disnae gie a fuck aboot anything unless it's betting and booze - literally cares about nothing else. Two massive cunts.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

It's an upgrade on Brazil 2014 when his contribution was that photo of him and Gough looking like "Brit abroad dicksplash"- as George Summer so accurately put it.

He also donated his watch and soiled underpants ten minutes after leaving his hotel room for the first time

[Carlos J]

It's an upgrade on Brazil 2014 when his contribution was that photo of him and Gough looking like "Brit abroad dicksplash"- as George Summer so accurately put it.

[JW90]

That's the one. Just look at them. They'd get disapproving looks if they walked around Clacton like that, let alone a place like Brazil.

[Carlos J]

Them socalled Copacabana beach birds were err dazzled by Goff's Lonsdale boxing trunks, logo proudly shown, and a ging in a Peterborough shirt.

[JudgeTedd]

Parry has been putting on the 'man of the people' and 'pretend spastic' act for so long now I don't think even knows if there is a difference between his three personalities. Brazil just disnae gie a fuck aboot anything unless it's betting and booze - literally cares about nothing else. Two massive cunts.

[Sinbad]

Another four hours of Parry telling yet more lies ?

[The End]

Experimenting with this. Within five minutes, Brazil is talking about drinking. And horse racing.

Drivel.

[JW90]

And to top it off, they had a conversation with the loathsome Danny Mills who I cannot stand.

Parry prattling on about bright kits giving fleet of foot or some such tosh was the end.

[kevin04]

"C'mon, Porky! We've seen the pictures! Fag in hand, large glass of wine, your eighth of the day and you're trying to say two-thirds of your heart don't work. Rubbish! It's 11:57.'' (Porky in the background ''Ah, come on! That's not...'' CUE ADS.

"Paw Patrol? What's that? I don't think I've seen that.''

''ABBA sang 'I Do Do Do' Something no woman will be saying to you, Porky.''

Two hours of this is just perfect! Brazil and Porky blagging it.