Danny Kelly & Mike Parry Go Mad On Mescaline

[Darkyboy]

"C'mon, Porky! We've seen the pictures! Fag in hand, large glass of wine, your eighth of the day and you're trying to say two-thirds of your heart don't work. Rubbish! It's 11:57.'' (Porky in the background ''Ah, come on! That's not...'' CUE ADS.

"Paw Patrol? What's that? I don't think I've seen that.''

''ABBA sang 'I Do Do Do' Something no woman will be saying to you, Porky.''

Two hours of this is just perfect! Brazil and Porky blagging it.

Yep. Brazil has a knack of accusing Porky of something just as they cut to the ads.

It's a refreshing change from the relentless "can England win" chatter. It's a mystery to me why people who cannot stand either Brazil or Parry listen to them. It's not as though, they are suddenly going to change their style is it?

[kevin04]

"C'mon, Porky! We've seen the pictures! Fag in hand, large glass of wine, your eighth of the day and you're trying to say two-thirds of your heart don't work. Rubbish! It's 11:57.'' (Porky in the background ''Ah, come on! That's not...'' CUE ADS.

"Paw Patrol? What's that? I don't think I've seen that.''

''ABBA sang 'I Do Do Do' Something no woman will be saying to you, Porky.''

Two hours of this is just perfect! Brazil and Porky blagging it.

Yep. Brazil has a knack of accusing Porky of something just as they cut to the ads.

It's a refreshing change from the relentless "can England win" chatter. It's a mystery to me why people who cannot stand either Brazil or Parry listen to them. It's not as though, they are suddenly going to change their style is it?

Agree.

Brazil and Porky know enough (which isn't much) about football to discuss it, of course more than MG knows about football then on to getting the drink talk, gambling and general debauchery /slagging of Porky.

Two hours is perfect. Another two hours of Porky/Townsend on the Sunday would make it even better.

Much like you, Darky ; rather this than Jim White or Rushden pretending to be a slacker when he has a degree from Cambridge (Trademark - Zippy).

Saggers now on the line "Porky, you'd be hopeless with the women here. They are all 6 foot tall, legs and gorgeous.'' Cue irrate Parry!

[sjbarca]

Err socalled Rushden went to Oxford University where his father was a professor?

[Darkyboy]

"C'mon, Porky! We've seen the pictures! Fag in hand, large glass of wine, your eighth of the day and you're trying to say two-thirds of your heart don't work. Rubbish! It's 11:57.'' (Porky in the background ''Ah, come on! That's not...'' CUE ADS.

"Paw Patrol? What's that? I don't think I've seen that.''

''ABBA sang 'I Do Do Do' Something no woman will be saying to you, Porky.''

Two hours of this is just perfect! Brazil and Porky blagging it.

Yep. Brazil has a knack of accusing Porky of something just as they cut to the ads.

It's a refreshing change from the relentless "can England win" chatter. It's a mystery to me why people who cannot stand either Brazil or Parry listen to them. It's not as though, they are suddenly going to change their style is it?

Agree.

Brazil and Porky know enough (which isn't much) about football to discuss it, of course more than MG knows about football then on to getting the drink talk, gambling and general debauchery /slagging of Porky.

Two hours is perfect. Another two hours of Porky/Townsend on the Sunday would make it even better.

Much like you, Darky ; rather this than Jim White or Rushden pretending to be a slacker when he has a degree from Cambridge (Trademark - Zippy).

Saggers now on the line "Porky, you'd be hopeless with the women here. They are all 6 foot tall, legs and gorgeous.'' Cue irrate Parry!

It's more like the conversation that blokes have when they are in a pub, which is what makes it amusing. When blokes spend all evening chatting about football it's boring. When they talk a bit about football, then about the women they've been/not been with, their half-arsed knowledge of the wider world, it becomes interesting.

[sjbarca]

[kevin04]

Err socalled Rushden went to Oxford University where his father was a professor?

Cheers, I struggle with those posh uni names.

So called??!!

[sjbarca]

Err socalled Rushden went to Oxford University where his father was a professor?

Cheers, I struggle with those posh uni names.

So called??!!

https://www.talkforum.co.uk/viewtopic.p ... rubinstein

[sjbarca]

[Aitobs]

Another funny show this week, I'm beginning to prefer Brazil as Porky's opposite number on a Saturday morning to MG.

[EddieCheddar]

Another funny show this week, I'm beginning to prefer Brazil as Porky's opposite number on a Saturday morning to MG.

+1

Easy going radio. Both sounded fresh compared with their other gigs.

[sjbarca]

[Reg]

Err socalled Rushden went to Oxford University where his father was a professor?

So-called?

Give the anti-semitic shit a rest, you sad twat.

[sjbarca]

[Clivert]

Porky telling Brazil the story about the drunk Baboons raiding some vineyards was quite amusing and ironic at the same time.

[scully]

Any download of the show available?