Danny Kelly & Mike Parry Go Mad On Mescaline

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Another classic from Saturday was Brazil asking Porky if he liked Trump, Porky gave a long speel and a bit of a diplomatic answer saying that the way the media are behaving and the media constantly focusing on him plus the hyperbole might see him get re-elected.

Brazil then says "So there you go. Porky likes Trump. It's 11:49 (or so on).

Porky exasperated "I didn't say that.."

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Only caught the end of Charlie Baker and Parry. Sounded ok but he gave Parry too much free rein to talk his usual shite:
Baker on with Good Old Andy Monday and Tuesday.
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Likewise, Carlos.

Heard a bit and it was alright. You can tell its an act with Porky as even the ol' Porkmeister was a bit dismayed??!! at the lack of scrutiny over his madcap stories by Baker - who seemed to let him just rant on.

Who does Baker sound like? It's not Gabriel Clarke, but someone like that. He seems alright from that little segment I heard today.

Brazil is off next week and old 'Iron' Mike Graham is back in the hot seat next week with him, ho ho ho don't worry about the time, I'm not..
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A bit disappointing that with all the Tommy Fleetwood reporting going about, Porky didn't call him Mick Fleetwood in mistake (ho ho); got the Fleetwood Mac pink hotel story for the 128th time ; or a story about Tommy the Chimp.
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The bit I heard he called a (supposed) Royal Marine some rather uncomplimentary names. Let's hope the guy was bullshitting, eh, Mike?
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Carlos J wrote:Only caught the end of Charlie Baker and Parry. Sounded ok but he gave Parry too much free rein to talk his usual shite:
Baker on with Good Old Andy Monday and Tuesday.


That twat Baker does some mobile phone quiz thing called q live. Looks like a right slimy twat.
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Ah, that's the thing that's been advertised a lot recently.
kevin04 wrote:[...]Who does Baker sound like? It's not Gabriel Clarke, but someone like that. He seems alright from that little segment I heard today.[...]

A Torquay fan, does often slip into grrr yokel from what I heard.
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Parry coming out with his usual guff , says something like " Remember Al when you were banging the goals in for Ipswich and Scotland"?
What??? Big#Al scored many for Ipswich, but only one for Scotland as far as I could find.
Still, this show is much better than Rushden + Glendenning, as long as you don't take Shorty seriously.

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Tony Dale wrote:Parry coming out with his usual guff , says something like " Remember Al when you were banging the goals in for Ipswich and Scotland"?
What??? Big#Al scored many for Ipswich, but only one for Scotland as far as I could find.
Still, this show is much better than Rushden + Glendenning, as long as you don't take Shorty seriously.

It was lame banter like Brazil saying Wolves would put three or past Everton and the response from the Porkster was “hur hur, Al, fancy a drink later?”

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A real andedote to the BBC this.
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Piss poor show, get rid
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Switched on last week- Parry says goals need to be bigger because men are bigger now.

Switched on this week- Parry says goals need to be bigger because men are bigger now.

Thrilling stuff. Bin this shit off.

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Without mk, pork is a desperate little man.

With mk, he's still a desperate little man but in his appropriate safe space/place.

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Big Al chuckling away at the listeners' responses to Parry's 'raise the bar' crusade.

"Ach, these arr some BANGAARS, Porkee"

The first message said that instead of raising the crossbar, pubs should 'raise the bar' so that Parry couldn't be served any more alcohol. Cue much guffawing from Big Al and Parry. Except that exactly the same joke was made last week by another contributor on the same programme, when MG and Parry were discussing the same subject.

The second message said that instead of raising the crossbar, a restriction should just be imposed on the height of goalkeepers. Again, much chortling from Big Al and Parry. But again, that same joke was made by another texter last week.

It's pushing it to spend most of this week's programme talking about the same thing as last week, but reading out the same jokes and texts as last week really takes the biscuit!

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