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Octavio wrote:Out of them all, Matterface is the worst commentator going. His scripted 'funnies' are piss poor. Imagine thinking about these beforehand and still being this witless.

He's obviously had some likes on Facebook or some shit about his Mel from Mel & Sue comment last week and is now trying to make it his 'thing'.

He was going on about some player being "the same weight as a cruiserweight at 200lb" or something or other.

Just fuck off, you're terrible.

Clyde’s the biggest one. You just know he’s going to take a cliche and use the cheesiest one going at the most excruitiatingly obvious moment like at the end of today’s match saying that the Uruguayans were ready for lift off. Why? Because you’re trying to make a vague reference to Spartak Moscow when the match was being played in Samara, the space race which was three decades ago when Reagan and Gorbachev were in power and Star City which again has almost now relevance? Utter fucking cunt is Clyde.

Al Dawsari will probably be give a Five-Star hotel for scoring that goal for Saudi.

AlcoholBrazil wrote:Saudis score, thank to a pen from Nigel Brexit. Teams yet to score Morocco, Peru and Costa Rica.

Yeah, go on, rub it in.

kancutlawns wrote:Russia could get smashed 6-0 by Uruguay today and still top group on goal difference.

If you got no points for a win

Octavio wrote:Out of them all, Matterface is the worst commentator going. His scripted 'funnies' are piss poor. Imagine thinking about these beforehand and still being this witless.

He's obviously had some likes on Facebook or some shit about his Mel from Mel & Sue comment last week and is now trying to make it his 'thing'.

He was going on about some player being "the same weight as a cruiserweight at 200lb" or something or other.

Just fuck off, you're terrible.

Let's hope Cundy tells the world how unlistenable he us.

Doubt it will happen, though.

Come on La Celeste

JimmyDee wrote:

kancutlawns wrote:Russia could get smashed 6-0 by Uruguay today and still top group on goal difference.

If you got no points for a win

I’ve been in the sun too long.

Zambo wrote:Come on La Celeste

I think Uruguay could knock out their next opponents…

subsub wrote:

Zambo wrote:Come on La Celeste

I think Uruguay could knock out their next opponents…

Bit of bad luck that Spain and Portugal were in the same group, gives Uruguay a tough match whoever they played. They didn't start off well, but looking much better now.

kancutlawns wrote: I’ve been in the sun too long.

I feel your pain. There's a reason why "can't see the wood for the trees" is An Expression