OFFICIAL Matt Forde Thread
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Major_Con
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Matt Fordes Trump impression was very good. Hope he’s got Old Joe down to a tee to broaden his range.
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Bump for Matt.
Matt has announced he will be touring in August, with 5 shows confirmed (3 have a capacity of over 100).
Hear him reminiscing about Nottingham. The time a prostitute sat on his face at Forest Field and he thought he had AIDS of the chin, getting drunk with Smokey ov Bulwell and pulling the birds at Liberty's nightclub.
Or you could lick the dust off your skirting boards.
Matt has announced he will be touring in August, with 5 shows confirmed (3 have a capacity of over 100).
Hear him reminiscing about Nottingham. The time a prostitute sat on his face at Forest Field and he thought he had AIDS of the chin, getting drunk with Smokey ov Bulwell and pulling the birds at Liberty's nightclub.
Or you could lick the dust off your skirting boards.
Talkforum is a truly appalling website.
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Re: OFFICIAL Matt Forde Thread
The most heart-sinking moments on "Meet The Richardsons" were those highlighting Jon Rs genuine friendship with the talent-vacuum that is Ford"ey".
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Re: OFFICIAL Matt Forde Thread
Fordey is a national treasure.
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He's on TS as a guest with Richardson soon, mate.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
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Re: OFFICIAL Matt Forde Thread
Get away, he's as funny as a stuck turd.
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He's fucking useless...unfunny and thick as laminated shit
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Matt has been writing for the new Spitting Image series which has had me in tears of laughter.
Critically acclaimed too.
Critically acclaimed too.
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Tony’s toddled off.
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War criminals are not welcome on TF. 
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And serial driving test failures!
HOW MANY POINTS!!!!!!!!
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Who could be the official custodian of this fred now
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