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Who buys this rubbish , what are these designers on, why can't they just knock out a polo shirt and a pair of chinos.

ToRmAtO wrote:Who buys this rubbish , what are these designers on, why can't they just knock out a polo shirt and a pair of chinos.

These are our new social representatives who tell us what fashions are currently in vogue. They also tell us what political opinion is in vogue as well so if you disagree you're part of the problem.

If you walk down any high street, you can literally see with your own eyes how common this official narrative is versus what they tell you it is.

To be fair, I would totally rock that look.

Obviously a Newcastle supporter.

ToRmAtO wrote:Who buys this rubbish , what are these designers on, why can't they just knock out a polo shirt and a pair of chinos.

WHERE CAN I BUY THIS PENG CLOBBER TAKE MY MONEY

Hears how fashion works.

A poof from Italy based in USA sketch's a design for shirts and jeans for their spring/summer collection.
People pay £300 for them thinking they will get a burd by wearing them.
2 month later the Aumtum/winter collection comes out and the shirt and jeans you bought are only £100 and become out of date.
And your pals laugh at it.
So you buy the new ones.
Guess what.
You ain't getting the chicks and the designers are shagging rent boys at your expense.

It's a fucking scam.

ToRmAtO wrote:Who buys this rubbish , what are these designers on, why can't they just knock out a polo shirt and a pair of chinos.

Surely that's just an apprentice kilt makers CV.

Being London , I'm surprised knife sheaths with belt slots are not all the rage this year. And moped helmets for pavement robberies.

AlcoholBrazil wrote:Being London , I'm surprised knife sheaths with belt slots are not all the rage this year. And moped helmets for pavement robberies.

My spies tell me, that kevlar is THE fabric to be wearing this season.

The only good thing about fashion week is that all the biggest cunts you can ever imagine are lined-up on the front-row watching. What a perfect opportunity to take them all out in one go.

Roddy wrote:Hears how fashion works.

A poof from Italy based in USA sketch's a design for shirts and jeans for their spring/summer collection.
People pay £300 for them thinking they will get a burd by wearing them.
2 month later the Aumtum/winter collection comes out and the shirt and jeans you bought are only £100 and become out of date.
And your pals laugh at it.
So you buy the new ones.
Guess what.
You ain't getting the chicks and the designers are shagging rent boys at your expense.

It's a fucking scam.

How did you escape from Boy George's radiator that time My Rodders?

The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:

Roddy wrote:Hears how fashion works.

A poof from Italy based in USA sketch's a design for shirts and jeans for their spring/summer collection.
People pay £300 for them thinking they will get a burd by wearing them.
2 month later the Aumtum/winter collection comes out and the shirt and jeans you bought are only £100 and become out of date.
And your pals laugh at it.
So you buy the new ones.
Guess what.
You ain't getting the chicks and the designers are shagging rent boys at your expense.

It's a fucking scam.

How did you escape from Boy George's radiator that time My Rodders?

He let me go when i told him you where in the other room and you could suck the bends out of the river thames.

I'd like to have a good ol moan about the state of the clobber in charity shops now .. even in Muswell Hill or Crouch End !! . Well I ask you. There's no point any more just do what you can really !

Her first collection for LFW is themed "arrivals and departures", because, she explains: "I've always been fascinated by airport dressing."

"What's interesting to me is there's this place where people from literally all around the world in one hallway are all expressing themselves, be it in the most casual form or whatever.

The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Her first collection for LFW is themed "arrivals and departures", because, she explains: "I've always been fascinated by airport dressing."

"What's interesting to me is there's this place where people from literally all around the world in one hallway are all expressing themselves, be it in the most casual form or whatever.

Sorry, I missed the memo, 'her'? who is 'her'? I googled what you wrote and I believe you are referencing the ingrate that is Alexa Chung. Ching? Chung? Chong? Something like that. It really does highlight the vapidness of the human mind doesn't it. "I've always been fascinated by airport dressing." Yes love, I've always been fascinated by shit and that is why I take a dump. I actually took a moment to look at her collection and I have to say it is very representative of Alexa herself: Bland, uninspiring and derivative.