The 'Party' Season. Xmas 'Do's' are they all that?
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:13 pm
by carcinogen
When is your office party? What are you wearing? Are you dreading it? Is the missus (or mister) going to get shit-faced and cause a scene? Are you going to fuck the secretary in the stationary cupboard? Are you going to make a slurring drunken proposal to the office intern you've had your eye on for the past year? All office parties do for me is to remind me of the frutility of existence. People with rictus grins prentending to be happy when deep inside they are dying. But that's just me. What are your experiences?
Re: The 'Party' Season. Xmas 'Do's' are they all that?
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:16 pm
by Reg
carcinogen wrote: Are you going to fuck the secretary in the stationary cupboard?
It won’t be stationary, - don’t worry about that, mister sub.
Re: The 'Party' Season. Xmas 'Do's' are they all that?
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:17 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
carcinogen wrote:the frutility of existence
Paul Hawksbee:
"The frutility of existence? The frutility of existence? Is that the Kancutlawns autobiography?"
Re: The 'Party' Season. Xmas 'Do's' are they all that?
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:19 pm
by Reg
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:
carcinogen wrote:the frutility of existence
Paul Hawksbee:
"The frutility of existence? The frutility of existence? Is that the Kancutlawns autobiography?"
it’s a healthy eats recipe book beefed up with choice chunks of Kankers’ spiritual philosophy.
Re: The 'Party' Season. Xmas 'Do's' are they all that?
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:37 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
Porked up shirley
Re: The 'Party' Season. Xmas 'Do's' are they all that?
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:55 pm
by Reg
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Porked up shirley
Beef Cake.
Re: The 'Party' Season. Xmas 'Do's' are they all that?
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 4:15 pm
by ToRmAtO
They are good if there is vol-au-vents ( prawn or chicken preferably) and decent sandwiches.
Re: The 'Party' Season. Xmas 'Do's' are they all that?
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 6:53 pm
by carcinogen
Actually work do's can be quite fun. I met my last missus through one. Poor cunt. She had no idea I was an alcoholic sociopath. We're still on good terms though. Bless.
Re: The 'Party' Season. Xmas 'Do's' are they all that?
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:51 am
by Saints11
Mines Friday night, will have to wear a Christmas jumper despite it being 20 degrees
Re: The 'Party' Season. Xmas 'Do's' are they all that?
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:18 pm
by beingsoblase
Saints11 wrote:Mines Friday night, will have to wear a Christmas jumper despite it being 20 degrees
Turn the heating down a bit then!
Re: The 'Party' Season. Xmas 'Do's' are they all that?
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:24 pm
by Reg
ToRmAtO wrote:They are good if there is vol-au-vents ( prawn or chicken preferably) and decent sandwiches.
I think the last vol-au-vents were made in the early 1980s, so I'd give them a miss if I were you.
Re: The 'Party' Season. Xmas 'Do's' are they all that?
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2018 12:23 pm
by lambrini
Re: The 'Party' Season. Xmas 'Do's' are they all that?
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2018 9:53 pm
by Ralph
You only go to a Christmas party if you can’t think of a believable excuse. Humbug!
Re: The 'Party' Season. Xmas 'Do's' are they all that?
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2018 9:57 pm
by subsub
Got my works Xmas party tomorrow. Should be good, provided the gobby, non-PC, divorced colleague doesn't shoot her mouth off when she's had a few...
Re: The 'Party' Season. Xmas 'Do's' are they all that?
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2018 9:58 pm
by subsub
Saints11 wrote:Mines Friday night, will have to wear a Christmas jumper despite it being 20 degrees
Exactly.
I'll be wearing a Christmas T-shirt, not jumper
