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Re: Andy Murray
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:57 am
by Sinbad
Re: Andy Murray
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:57 am
by carcinogen
Zambo wrote:'Judy Murray is on her feet, applauding as Andy walks back out onto court'.
You just know Judy gives him handjobs. Don't deny it. I blame all those long dark evenings up there in Jockland, nothing else to do. I mean, apart from shooting-up a junior school, what the fuck else is there to do in Dunblane?
Re: Andy Murray
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:02 am
by delboy1983
carcinogen wrote:Zambo wrote:'Judy Murray is on her feet, applauding as Andy walks back out onto court'.
You just know Judy gives him handjobs. Don't deny it. I blame all those long dark evenings up there in Jockland, nothing else to do. I mean, apart from shooting-up a junior school, what the fuck else is there to do in Dunblane?
Prick -shut the fuck up
Re: Andy Murray
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:07 am
by Sinbad
carcinogen wrote:Zambo wrote:'Judy Murray is on her feet, applauding as Andy walks back out onto court'.
You just know Judy gives him handjobs. Don't deny it. I blame all those long dark evenings up there in Jockland, nothing else to do. I mean, apart from shooting-up a junior school, what the fuck else is there to do in Dunblane?
A funny post.. Up until the last line.
Re: Andy Murray
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:15 am
by carcinogen
Dunblane doesn't even have a Pizza Express for fucks sake. The nearest one is in Stirling. Oh and before you ask, I think Judy prefers the continental grip when it comes to handjobs.
Re: Andy Murray
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:35 am
by Sinbad
The cunt's hanging around like a smelly fart.
Re: Andy Murray
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:33 am
by Sinbad
Just fuck off !
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Re: Andy Murray
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:36 am
by delboy1983
Muzza !!
Re: Andy Murray
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:05 pm
by Sinbad
Fair fucks to him... 10/10 for effort.
Re: Andy Murray
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:11 pm
by Zambo
I just can't grasp how someone with a sports injury that bad,, can play a match like that, which I believe was over four hours. He's either on morphine, or exaggerating the problem.
Re: Andy Murray
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:13 pm
by Bad Blue 2000
Did he lose again?
Re: Andy Murray
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:20 pm
by shabbado
What a guy. National hero
Re: Andy Murray
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:25 pm
by Sinbad
He can go home and ride that missus of his full-time now.
Re: Andy Murray
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:40 pm
by carcinogen
Apparently Wimbledon are going to erect a statue for Andy. Presumably of himself rather than a massive 6ft dildo. Honestly though, you'd ring them up and say: "No, I appreciate the thought, but I really do not want a statue of myself. At least not untill I die. It's a little bit pretentious and embarrassing. Thanks again". It was bad enough that cuckold man-bitch Roger wore a monogrammed white blazer with his initials on it. That was a fucking low-point for male culture.
Re: Andy Murray
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:02 pm
by antdad
Zambo wrote:I just can't grasp how someone with a sports injury that bad,, can play a match like that, which I believe was over four hours. He's either on morphine, or exaggerating the problem.
Come off it Z, he's certainly on a bag load of painkillers but he'll be allowed a R1 entry to Wimbledon for a final tearful ta ta.