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And in other news...

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 1:27 pm
by Hillman avenger
U2 report that they still haven't found what they were looking for. Indeed are struggling to remember what it is they have lost.

Re: And in other news...

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 1:39 pm
by Steve Hunt
Hillman avenger wrote:U2 report that they still haven't found what they were looking for. Indeed are struggling to remember what it is they have lost.


Credibility or relevance, I'd suggest

Re: And in other news...

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 1:53 pm
by black_guardian
U2 have also stated that all of their output since 1993 has made them feel NUMB. Lead singer Bono Vox (WTF) felt he was STUCK IN A MOMENT THAT YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF.

Apple are said to have been disappointed by this revelation. They have since issued an ultimatum to the band, stating they would flog their latest shitty phones WITH OR WITHOUT YOU.

Re: And in other news...

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 3:01 am
by Zippy
Sunday Bloody Sunday really encapsulates the frustrations of a Sunday.

Re: And in other news...

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 7:40 am
by beingsoblase
Hillman avenger wrote:U2 report that they still haven't found what they were looking for. Indeed are struggling to remember what it is they have lost.

They still have their pride (in the name of love)

Re: And in other news...

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 8:15 am
by finchman
Bono is the World's second biggest cunt.

Re: And in other news...

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 5:06 pm
by Shedboy
finchman wrote:Bono is the World's second biggest cunt.
Mmmm, the biggest cunt must really be a complete and utter cunt if Bono's only second.

Re: And in other news...

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 5:19 pm
by AlcoholBrazil
Well Bono lost his marbles many years ago.

Re: And in other news...

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 5:53 pm
by finchman
Shedboy wrote:
finchman wrote:Bono is the World's second biggest cunt.
Mmmm, the biggest cunt must really be a complete and utter cunt if Bono's only second.


I'll give you a clue,he has two season tickets.

Re: And in other news...

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 6:01 pm
by Hillman avenger
AlcoholBrazil wrote:Well Bono lost his marbles many years ago.

Ah is that what he's lost then?

Re: And in other news...

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 8:31 am
by Hillman avenger
And
Wherever I lay my hat, that's my hat

Do you know where you're going to? Yes love, anywhere without simpering women

Let me entertain you....by all means you could make a start by stopping pretending to be a singer

And my favourite country song

I shaved my legs for this?

Re: And in other news...

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 11:02 am
by AlcoholBrazil
The choice of the thread topic has given you The Edge in this debate.

Re: And in other news...

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 3:35 pm
by Hillman avenger
U2?