This fucking newsreader

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Sun Jun 30, 2019 2:19 pm

She was on 1230 today, and before that too I think. She made Max Shitden appear competent

Post by **Carlos J** » Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:08 am

Anna Bates in the early hours. Nice.

ccreds · Post by **ccreds** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 7:08 pm

Kate Partridge no complaints from me.

Erskine Might · Post by **Erskine Might** » Tue Jul 23, 2019 6:49 pm

She's off! Victoria Bourne is off! As she'd put it: 'Mmmmm [sound effect: stroke, stroke], and Victoria Bourne, mmmmm [sound effect: probe probe], has announced she will be leaving, mmmmm, TalkSport'. THANK FECKING GOD!

James90125 · Post by **James90125** » Tue Jul 23, 2019 6:52 pm

Durham drooling over her just then.

Erskine Might · Post by **Erskine Might** » Tue Jul 23, 2019 6:58 pm

I'd throw up over her, the fecking idiot.

Reg · Post by **Reg** » Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:19 am

Erskine Might wrote:She's off! Victoria Bourne is off! As she'd put it: 'Mmmmm [sound effect: stroke, stroke], and Victoria Bourne, mmmmm [sound effect: probe probe], has announced she will be leaving, mmmmm, TalkSport'. THANK FECKING GOD!

They read the news as if they’re doing commercials for Muller yoghurt or “naughty but nice” chocolate or some other shit, and put on that stupid “indulge yourself” voice that only exists in ad land.

Massive self-obsession and zero self-awareness.

Erskine Might · Post by **Erskine Might** » Wed Jul 24, 2019 6:46 am

Exactly. Bourne will read a story about some accident with multiple deaths and make it sound like she's doing an M&S ad: 'This is no ordinary tragedy...This is an M&S tragedy...Blood like rich dark chocolate...mmmm.' Amazingly, she's off to the BBC. She's absolutely dire.

Holden Mcgroyne · Post by **Holden Mcgroyne** » Wed Jul 24, 2019 10:47 am

Reg wrote:
Erskine Might wrote:She's off! Victoria Bourne is off! As she'd put it: 'Mmmmm [sound effect: stroke, stroke], and Victoria Bourne, mmmmm [sound effect: probe probe], has announced she will be leaving, mmmmm, TalkSport'. THANK FECKING GOD!

They read the news as if they’re doing commercials for Muller yoghurt or “naughty but nice” chocolate or some other shit, and put on that stupid “indulge yourself” voice that only exists in ad land.

Massive self-obsession and zero self-awareness.

That is a a spookily accurate description of her style Reg

Christ knows which BBC outlet are now going to inflict flake girl on us.

ccreds · Post by **ccreds** » Wed Jul 24, 2019 5:35 pm

How long was Robyn there? She was there a good ten year. This chic I don't know.

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MGA99 · Post by **MGA99** » Wed Jul 24, 2019 5:46 pm

Erskine Might wrote:Exactly. Bourne will read a story about some accident with multiple deaths and make it sound like she's doing an M&S ad: 'This is no ordinary tragedy...This is an M&S tragedy...Blood like rich dark chocolate...mmmm.' Amazingly, she's off to the BBC. She's absolutely dire.

v good

ccreds · Post by **ccreds** » Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:49 am

Barney Burnham should comeback.

The Doctor Is In · Post by **The Doctor Is In** » Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:30 pm

Lee Stott

kevin04 · Post by **kevin04** » Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:32 pm

Barry Weir.

kevin04 · Post by **kevin04** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 1:35 pm

There's a new one.

He's doing the news right now.

It's like he's taken a reading out class at the local library. Adding in unnecessary pauses, intonation gone wild.

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