Tits n twat.The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: ↑Sun Aug 22, 2021 12:19 pm Nats n Sam were known in showbiz circles as Honey n Lemon
Matterface
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Re: Matterface
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
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Re: Matterface
Don't know if they need a third man or not.
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Re: Matterface
Bit average and a bit laboured.
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Better than last week. Can they get three doing the show?
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Re: Matterface
Runs out of petrol.
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Trending on Twitter again last night for all the wrong reasons.
Matterface is the James Corden of the football world
No one can stand him
Matterface is the James Corden of the football world
No one can stand him
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A little unfair on this country's least favourite export and overweight, traffic disrupting furry, don't you think?Juice Terry wrote: ↑Fri Sep 03, 2021 5:57 am Trending on Twitter again last night for all the wrong reasons.
Matterface is the James Corden of the football world
No one can stand him
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I thought his commentary last night was pleasingly subdued and nondescript.
Shows that he has the potential to be a discreet, unobtrusive public servant if he chooses.
Shows that he has the potential to be a discreet, unobtrusive public servant if he chooses.
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I've never thought he was too bad in all fairness
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Furry?Basualdo wrote: ↑Fri Sep 03, 2021 8:42 amA little unfair on this country's least favourite export and overweight, traffic disrupting furry, don't you think?Juice Terry wrote: ↑Fri Sep 03, 2021 5:57 am Trending on Twitter again last night for all the wrong reasons.
Matterface is the James Corden of the football world
No one can stand him
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Reg wrote: ↑Fri Sep 03, 2021 10:20 amFurry?Basualdo wrote: ↑Fri Sep 03, 2021 8:42 amA little unfair on this country's least favourite export and overweight, traffic disrupting furry, don't you think?Juice Terry wrote: ↑Fri Sep 03, 2021 5:57 am Trending on Twitter again last night for all the wrong reasons.
Matterface is the James Corden of the football world
No one can stand him
Dressed as an actual snowflake in that second pic, appropriately enough.
There's a trend developing. Any excuse to cram that overly portly frame into a non human costume. Possibly for sexual gratification, possibly a psychotic yearning for publicity and showing off, probably both.
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Basualdo wrote: ↑Fri Sep 03, 2021 10:31 amReg wrote: ↑Fri Sep 03, 2021 10:20 amFurry?Basualdo wrote: ↑Fri Sep 03, 2021 8:42 amA little unfair on this country's least favourite export and overweight, traffic disrupting furry, don't you think?Juice Terry wrote: ↑Fri Sep 03, 2021 5:57 am Trending on Twitter again last night for all the wrong reasons.
Matterface is the James Corden of the football world
No one can stand him
Dressed as an actual snowflake in that second pic, appropriately enough.
There's a trend developing. Any excuse to cram that overly portly frame into a non human costume. Possibly for sexual gratification, possibly a psychotic yearning for publicity and showing off, probably both.
Roy IN!!
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Soccer Aid tonite.
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Re: Matterface
No. One. Cares.
And for viewers in Scotland.
Nae. One. Cares.
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