Matterface

[Carlos J]

Matterface and Minto a bit dull earlier, despite it being a big, bug day of sport. Where's Pegs?

Think Pegs back next week. Below average show today.

Hopefully.

[JW90]

No token bird's footy to put on.

[Sadact7]

If you drilled several 0.5mm holes in the base of a childrens recorder, then asked an asthmatic mayfly to blow into the top, the resultant noise would be a rough approximation of the gravitas of Mattarseface’s voice.

Piping little squit

[ccreds]

This could be quite tacky this show.

[carcinogen]

This could be quite tacky this show.

Whenever music is introduced to a format, unless it's Danny Kelly, it's an instant fucking fail.

[Sadact7]

This could be quite tacky this show.

Whenever music is introduced to a format, unless it's Danny Kelly, it's an instant fucking fail.

[ccreds]

We'll at least these two are fairly well informed and wel knowledged but it could be so much better show.

[carcinogen]

He comes across too Smashy and Nicey for me.

[ccreds]

These guys need a third presenter.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Have this cunts bollocks dropped yet

[carcinogen]

Have this cunts bollocks dropped yet

On the evidence of last night, with his 5 minute pre-prepared 'intro', I'd suggest no. Not sure how many shit metaphors a person can fit into one sentence but this cunt has the record surely. Hospital radio really missed out when they let this knob go. And he's the 'lead commentator' on the station? Fucking HELL man.

[Reg]

Whenever I put talkSPORT on these days Rushden always seems to be on. I thought he had moved abroad but that doesn’t seem to stop him squirting out his usual feeble splattering of stool-water, with the boring assistance of his heavily sedated Irish sidekick.

Anyway he is so mind-numbingly dull and depressing that even this new Matterface format sounds brilliant by comparison.

[carcinogen]

Whenever I put talkSPORT on these days Rushden always seems to be on. I thought he had moved abroad but that doesn’t seem to stop him squirting out his usual feeble splattering of stool-water...

He was at his soyboi best on Saturday before I realized who I was listening too and turned over ... "Obviously I don't like that the boxing is in Saudi Arabia ... etc. etc. etc." ... mate, you're more than happy to take coin from a station that's been promoting the bloody fight every fucking minute of the day for the past week. Fuck off CUNT!!!!!

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Yeah even Murraymint somehow had more testes than these new wave beta bois

[ccreds]

Think I heard Samuel say he was commentating with Terry Gibson on the Spanish football at the weekend. Think he could join up with the Sunday show with Samuel and Pegs.