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Re: Wimbledon 2019...

Postby The Ghost of Alex Higgins » Sat Jul 13, 2019 4:06 pm

Halep pre-butcher and SirEna would have been some titanic titty tussle yessirree
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Postby subsub » Sat Jul 13, 2019 4:20 pm

Carlos J wrote:Halep used to have great tits though:

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Indeed:

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Re: Wimbledon 2019...

Postby Two Crows » Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:05 pm

It's always nice when a woman wins the Ladies singles, rather than one of the Williams brothers.
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Re: Wimbledon 2019...

Postby AlcoholBrazil » Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:39 pm

Doubt if Simona would have won had she still been carrying those puppies.
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Re: Wimbledon 2019...

Postby Carlos J » Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:19 pm

Djoko wins 4 points in a row to take the first set on a tie break. What the fuck is Mirka wearing: :smt102

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And interesting for those on the equal pay debate, they said the first set lasted longer than the womens final. :roll:
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Re: Wimbledon 2019...

Postby AlcoholBrazil » Sun Jul 14, 2019 5:37 pm

Fifth set , and new rules mean that the title could be won on a tie-break......the tennis equivalent of a penalty shoot-out.

Only if it gets to 12-12.
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Re: Wimbledon 2019...

Postby Carlos J » Sun Jul 14, 2019 6:28 pm

8-8 in the final set now. :shock:
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Re: Wimbledon 2019...

Postby Carlos J » Sun Jul 14, 2019 6:52 pm

AlcoholBrazil wrote:Fifth set , and new rules mean that the title could be won on a tie-break......the tennis equivalent of a penalty shoot-out.

Only if it gets to 12-12.

Might be going there.
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Re: Wimbledon 2019...

Postby AlcoholBrazil » Sun Jul 14, 2019 7:02 pm

Tie-breaks are a f***ing lottery. Hope they've practiced 'em.
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Re: Wimbledon 2019...

Postby AlcoholBrazil » Sun Jul 14, 2019 7:11 pm

Good effort from Old Man Elvis, but The Joker has the last laugh......epic stuff .
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Re: Wimbledon 2019...

Postby carcinogen » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:09 am

Carlos J wrote:What the fuck is Mirka wearing: :smt102


She really is a cunt.
More tasteless self attention seeking crap ...

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Re: Wimbledon 2019...

Postby Carlos J » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:42 am

carcinogen wrote:
Carlos J wrote:What the fuck is Mirka wearing: :smt102


She really is a cunt.

Yeah, but she's a married to Federer and rich and you're a poor cunt from East Angular as am I :D , through living, not from.

But you are a bad man apparently and I fear some, more or less of these replies old friend from your good pals here so will advance them. Most fun and guess who would make them? :)

You're a cunt, and on the dole/cutting grass and a drug addict/alcoholic/both/delete as approriate.

Your opinion means fuck all. What a spastic. And you've got curly hair. :roll: :roll:

You're a failed journo/erotic writer who fucked a girl on telly but can't spell, and grammar.

Amirite? Carc? It's not a game of guess who, though could be. But hey, not, :D Godspeed old Norfolk pal. Still up for a game of arrars or Snooker at Riley's. PM me.
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Re: Wimbledon 2019...

Postby AlcoholBrazil » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:47 am

Carlos J wrote:You're a cunt, and on the dole/cutting grass and a drug addict/alcoholic/both/delete as approriate.
Your opinion means fuck all. What a spastic. And you've got curly hair. :roll: :roll:
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A bit harsh . There must be a gig going for Micky Flanagan impersonators. Make a mint.
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Re: Wimbledon 2019...

Postby Carlos J » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:10 am

Carc's got the barnet. Still practising the walk though:

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Re: Wimbledon 2019...

Postby The Ghost of Alex Higgins » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:28 pm

Carlos J wrote:
carcinogen wrote:
Carlos J wrote:What the fuck is Mirka wearing: :smt102


She really is a cunt.

Yeah, but she's a married to Federer and rich and you're a poor cunt from East Angular as am I :D , through living, not from.

But you are a bad man apparently and I fear some, more or less of these replies old friend from your good pals here so will advance them. Most fun and guess who would make them? :)

You're a cunt, and on the dole/cutting grass and a drug addict/alcoholic/both/delete as approriate.

Your opinion means fuck all. What a spastic. And you've got curly hair. :roll: :roll:

You're a failed journo/erotic writer who fucked a girl on telly but can't spell, and grammar.

Amirite? Carc? It's not a game of guess who, though could be. But hey, not, :D Godspeed old Norfolk pal. Still up for a game of arrars or Snooker at Riley's. PM me.


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