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The Fringe

Postby VeritasVincit » Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:07 pm

I admit that I’m old with an old fashioned sense of humour, but these were listed in a newspaper as the ten best jokes at the Edinburgh Fringe.

My new boyfriend told me he’s got my face as his wallpaper, which I thought was cute until I saw his lounge.

Actors who can cure my lisp? I’m pretty sure Anne Hathaway, but I’m going to ask Colin Firth.

I suppose lesbian sex is a bit like cricket, in that it goes on for ever and there are a lot of men watching it at home, alone, on the internet.

My mum said she’s turning my room into a study. I doubt it, unless she’s doing a PhD on Coronation Street and Echo Falls rosé.

When applying for a job as an estate agent, the interviewer worried that my CV was a bit small. I said actually it’s really cosy and I was immediately hired

Do you reckon the band Chic ever found any takers for that free cow they were always trying to get rid of

The other kids all called me “token” growing up. At least that’s what they put at the top of my Christmas cards. Sure, there was a space between the “to” and the “ken” but the point remains the same

My auntie Barbara won’t buy free-range chickens because she says you don’t know where they’ve been

Cat flaps are for pussies.

I suppose you had to be there.

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Re: The Fringe

Postby AlcoholBrazil » Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:50 pm

Very surprised there were none of the expected Brexit/Trump material.
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Re: The Fringe

Postby Zippy » Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:46 pm

I avoided the Fringe but saw Alistair Campbell's unfunny daughter (who has Ray Parlour vibes about her) was getting exposure there for being unfunny and boorish.
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Re: The Fringe

Postby The Doctor Is In » Tue Aug 13, 2019 5:39 pm

A Ray Parlour vibe?

Does that involve telling the same Arsene Wenger story over and over...
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Re: The Fringe

Postby Vespa » Tue Aug 13, 2019 5:46 pm

One that made me chuckle

I can understand a woman choosing to become a man
Makes sense, remember when Gareth Bale moved from Spurs to Real Madrid for more money

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Re: The Fringe

Postby Zippy » Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:05 pm

The Doctor Is In wrote:A Ray Parlour vibe?

Does that involve telling the same Arsene Wenger story over and over...


She looks like a Ray Parlour/Charlie Dimmock hybrid!
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Re: The Fringe

Postby AlcoholBrazil » Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:20 am

The Doctor Is In wrote:A Ray Parlour vibe?

Does that involve telling the same Arsene Wenger story over and over...


The mobile ringing in the dressing room is a classic. Like the Micky Quinn ghost story
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Re: The Fringe

Postby Bad Blue 2000 » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:30 am

What do y' call an actor who plays a strong mong? Robert Downsey Jr. This was a joke at ED Fringe.
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Re: The Fringe

Postby VeritasVincit » Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:20 am

This one was voted as the best joke at the Fringe.
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Re: The Fringe

Postby The Ghost of Alex Higgins » Mon Aug 19, 2019 10:34 am

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Re: The Fringe

Postby ToRmAtO » Mon Aug 19, 2019 5:29 pm

I had a fringe when I was a child.

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Re: The Fringe

Postby Hillman avenger » Fri Aug 23, 2019 2:50 pm

AlcoholBrazil wrote:Very surprised there were none of the expected Brexit/Trump material.

They have gone past being funny.
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