The Wit And Wisdom Of Neil Custis

[Erskine Might]

Good grief. He's a Geordie who's become more manc than the mancs. Typical Custis.

[scully]

Mr blobby

[Champagne and Roses]

Good grief. He's a Geordie who's become more manc than the mancs. Typical Custis.

What’s going on in his mind (if anything) ? He’s a Newcastle supporter, he’s forced his son to support Newcastle (and the Tubeway Army) but he’s posing as a pro-Manchester anti-Liverpool supporter. Just posturing for professional reasons.

[JW90]

Good grief. He's a Geordie who's become more manc than the mancs. Typical Custis.

I've never heard him discuss or be asked about Newcastle. Always Man United.

At least Kelly and Jordan acknowledge that Shaun Custis is a Newcastle fan first.

[scully]

Suck on that ye fat cunt UP THE REDS

[Erskine Might]

Good old Scully.

[Champagne and Roses]

So, Neil Ashton leaves the Sun and is hired by Ed Woodward to advise him on PR for Manchester United. Of course his old chum Neil Custis has far too much integrity to parrot PR spin from him in his new job ......

[Basualdo]

Tubbway Army.

[Monty Modlin]

Starting any defence of anything with "at least" is an admission of defeat.

Custis is a clump of dog shit tangled up in human pubes.

[JimmyDee]

So, Neil Ashton leaves the Sun and is hired by Ed Woodward to advise him on PR for Manchester United. Of course his old chum Neil Custis has far too much integrity to parrot PR spin from him in his new job ......

Best comment:
@AntNumbers
Wouldn’t be saying this if Woodward was in charge of airport parking, would he?

[LittleShop]

So our Neil had a very stressful morning the other day, bloody Santander and their dodgy mortgage letters...



Till he realised he rang the wrong number....




Then Neil got a bit stressed about Man Utd winning and nobody being positive, not that he's a Newcastle fan or anything

[Basualdo]

So our Neil had a very stressful morning the other day, bloody Santander and their dodgy mortgage letters...



Till he realised he rang the wrong number....

What a fucking helmet!

PS. Pay your fucking bills on time then, you fat pig. I'm sure The Sun isn't paying you in glass beads and shiny buttons.

[Champagne and Roses]

What I particularly liked were the replies saying “9am IS after 8am you tool” which is like J.W.Dunne explaining his philosophy of time to a chimp - you don’t expect him to understand it but it’s an interesting point to make.

[scully]

Bull arse cunt

[Erskine Might]

I can't think of any other hack who's gone native quite as obsessively as Custis has. Sure, he's been sent to cover Manchester United, but the idea is to cultivate contacts etc and ensure good communication between club and paper whilst maintaining a degree of critical distance. Custis is like some deranged fan, embracing the same prejudces, the same enemies, the same bunker mentality. How he ever got a job on a national paper, even one as wretched as his own one, is a terrible indictment of journalism these days. His bruv must keep him on for their mum's sake.