delboy1983 wrote:kentred1 wrote:Does Matterface ever listen to himself?
"That right foot could crack a safe"
He has a file of such gems primed ready to deploy for his two listeners that haven't turned off.
He never learns. He starts off with about three minutes or so of awful pre-rehearsed remarks, usually full of puns and really laboured 'topical' allusions, and then, when he's used up that material, every single time, you can practically hear the shiver of panic as he thinks, 'Christ, what do I say NOW?' If he didn't have Pearce or someone as a sidekick for 'bantz,' he'd really be lost.