Gaunt - Part 37: Cereal Tax Tot

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Re: Gaunt - Part 37: Cereal Tax Tot

Postby Holden Mcgroyne » Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:34 pm

I miss the Collier days.
'I say if the flats aren't good enough for you, why don't you f... off back to Somalia' .........Jon Gaunt

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Re: Gaunt - Part 37: Cereal Tax Tot

Postby Danabnormal » Sat Sep 14, 2019 7:17 am

“I’m having a big relax tonight”
My grandson speak better English than that and he’s 4!
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Re: Gaunt - Part 37: Cereal Tax Tot

Postby Vespa » Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:21 am

colinthewarriormonkey wrote:
davidarthur wrote:The book is a SAF recipe book that he said on the Mick the dentist podcast that he was in the final stages of finishing. Just to be clear I could only stomach 20 mins of the podcast so he may have given more details later on.


So the top-secret book he can't talk about, is the one he was giving the details about on snaggletooths podcast?


I can't weight to see a fat bloke promoting a diet book.
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Re: Gaunt - Part 37: Cereal Tax Tot

Postby Whitesnake » Sat Sep 14, 2019 9:29 am

Jonathan Grunt wrote:Do you have to buy a Christmas present for someone you really don't like, and would actually like to stop altogether but don't want to have the conversation? Then here's your answer *



* there is of course one slight drawback to the plan .... and, well, we all know what that is


Funny how Ken Burrows joined this month and his only followers are a ‘business man’ that frequently goes bankrupt and business that is under investigation.
Fatty won’t have blocked everyone from Ken Burrows just yet. So now is a great opportunity to have a one to one chat with the lying thieving fraudster if you so wanted to.

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Re: Gaunt - Part 37: Cereal Tax Tot

Postby colinthewarriormonkey » Sat Sep 14, 2019 12:01 pm

Danabnormal wrote:“I’m having a big relax tonight”
My grandson speak better English than that and he’s 4!


I think relax is a euphemism

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Re: Gaunt - Part 37: Cereal Tax Tot

Postby shivah » Sat Sep 14, 2019 1:49 pm

Did you know the original name of a certain East Midlands football club ground was Jon of Gaunt?

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Re: Gaunt - Part 37: Cereal Tax Tot

Postby shivah » Sat Sep 14, 2019 1:50 pm

Poundland sell bras now don’t they?

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Re: Gaunt - Part 37: Cereal Tax Tot

Postby TerryTibbs » Sat Sep 14, 2019 2:10 pm

Health Naht-zee, obviously.

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Re: Gaunt - Part 37: Cereal Tax Tot

Postby shivah » Sat Sep 14, 2019 2:21 pm

colinthewarriormonkey wrote:
Danabnormal wrote:“I’m having a big relax tonight”
My grandson speak better English than that and he’s 4!


I think relax is a euphemism

:wnk:


Jon Gaunt thinks an euphemism is part of a Jagwaaaaaar engine.

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Re: Gaunt - Part 37: Cereal Tax Tot

Postby York Hunt » Sat Sep 14, 2019 3:15 pm

shivah wrote:Did you know the original name of a certain East Midlands football club ground was Jon of Gaunt?


Hmm, I'm trying to think. Let's go through the biggest town or city in each of East Midlands's six counties...

It's not Nottingham.
Not Leicester.
Not Derby.
Not Northampton.
Not Oakham.

Hmmm... can't remember the sixth one.

I think it was somewhere associated with sausages.
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Re: Gaunt - Part 37: Cereal Tax Tot

Postby TerryTibbs » Sat Sep 14, 2019 3:21 pm

York Hunt wrote:
shivah wrote:Did you know the original name of a certain East Midlands football club ground was Jon of Gaunt?


Hmm, I'm trying to think. Let's go through the biggest town or city in each of East Midlands's six counties...

It's not Nottingham.
Not Leicester.
Not Derby.
Not Northampton.
Not Oakham.

Hmmm... can't remember the sixth one.

I think it was somewhere associated with sausages.




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Re: Gaunt - Part 37: Cereal Tax Tot

Postby birdie » Sat Sep 14, 2019 3:51 pm

York Hunt wrote:
shivah wrote:Did you know the original name of a certain East Midlands football club ground was Jon of Gaunt?


Hmm, I'm trying to think. Let's go through the biggest town or city in each of East Midlands's six counties...

It's not Nottingham.
Not Leicester.
Not Derby.
Not Northampton.
Not Oakham.

Hmmm... can't remember the sixth one.

I think it was somewhere associated with sausages.


Black puddin'? Best ones come from Bury don't they? but those are short curly fat ones :lol:
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Re: Gaunt - Part 37: Cereal Tax Tot

Postby TerryTibbs » Sat Sep 14, 2019 3:56 pm

I have just had a look at Jongle's and the SAF Twitter timeline.

It seems that his verrrrrry verrrrrrrry important meeting on the 12th has since resulted in him nit making wild claims about his nitadiet. Naughty naughty, verrrrrrrrry naughty Gaunty.

Hey Jongle, does it feel better to comply with the laws of the land? We'll all be watching to make sure you comply with advertising standards.

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Re: Gaunt - Part 37: Cereal Tax Tot

Postby TerryTibbs » Sat Sep 14, 2019 3:57 pm

birdie wrote:but those are short curly fat ones :lol:


I heard that Lincoln was hung like a donkey.

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Re: Gaunt - Part 37: Cereal Tax Tot

Postby birdie » Sat Sep 14, 2019 4:57 pm

TerryTibbs wrote:
birdie wrote:but those are short curly fat ones :lol:


I heard that Lincoln was hung like a donkey.


Bet he hasn't the brains of one though.
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