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Footballers as victims of crime
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:56 pm
by The End
In keeping with my own current predicament, which is getting sorted...
Robbed Van Persie
Kevin Stolen
Muggedy Izzet
Paul Pinched
Wally Feeling Down
Re: Footballers as victims of crime
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 1:02 pm
by kancutlawns
More crime novelists and functional characters:
Agatha Christie Waddle
Youssouf Colombo
Hercules Poyet
Re: Footballers as victims of crime
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 1:06 pm
by kancutlawns
People traffic Benitez
N’Golo Kantefeiting
Eric Blackmail
Eidur entity Gudjohnnson Fraud
Re: Footballers as victims of crime
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 5:20 pm
by m4rkb
Garth Crook
James Beattie'n up
Fraud Puel
Arson Wenger
Re: Footballers as victims of crime
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:31 am
by Sid Pervcat
Raped Parlour
Re: Footballers as victims of crime
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:32 am
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
Mesut Ozil
Re: Footballers as victims of crime
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 1:08 pm
by Basualdo
Henrik Larceny
Marouane Felony
Kevin Cheattie
Re: Footballers as victims of crime
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 4:39 pm
by kancutlawns
Can we extend this to perpetrators of criminal activity too?
Fly Pitcheanacho
Soliciting Campbell
David White Collar Crime
Re: Footballers as victims of crime
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 4:47 pm
by Basualdo
kancutlawns wrote:Can we extend this to perpetrators of criminal activity too?
Fly Pitcheanacho
Soliciting Campbell
David White Collar Crime
Geoff Pikey
Re: Footballers as victims of crime
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:00 pm
by kancutlawns
Prostitute McCormack
Arson Wenger
Henning Burglary
Antisocial Behaviour Niemi
Ruud Vandalism Nistelrooy
Brian Kidknapping
David Speeding and Motoring Offences
Re: Footballers as victims of crime
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:13 pm
by Basualdo
Back to more deserving names.
Jimmy Grieves
Ian St John's Ambulance at the scene
Norman paedo Hunter
Claim Brady
Gordon Cowan Prosecution Service
Re: Footballers as victims of crime
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:14 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
Joe Gomez
Re: Footballers as victims of crime
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:15 pm
by Basualdo
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Joe Gomez
Justice for Joe!
Re: Footballers as victims of crime
Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 8:41 am
by JimmyDee
Jimmy Grievous Bodily Armfield