Zambo, you are the ref.
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Merge what?
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Just in general. When Wibbz gets the urge 2 merge, no fred is safe
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Carlos J wrote:A good time to merge.
What is your all-time record merge, my Wibbz?
I dare you to merge all D&D threads and move them to the technology section, purely for shits and giggles and to induce fury among the forum’s greatest minds.
If you do, I might fix this year’s POTY to ensure your coronation.
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I merge for ease, not for fun, Reg. Though your tempter is often tempting. A lite-closing of D&D.
This and old Zambo ref threads. I knew there was an old one.
m4rkb wrote:Merge what?
This and old Zambo ref threads. I knew there was an old one.
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Reg wrote: I dare you to merge all D&D threads and move them to the technology section, purely for shits and giggles and to induce fury among the forum’s greatest minds.
Fookin LOLZ
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What's the answer to the ref being struck dead with a coin seconds before a winning goal?
A very realistic scenario actually. There's some great videos on youtube of refs being beaten to a pulp by the whole team and half the crowd for a dodgy decision. There might be a sniper in the crowd next time.
A very realistic scenario actually. There's some great videos on youtube of refs being beaten to a pulp by the whole team and half the crowd for a dodgy decision. There might be a sniper in the crowd next time.
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m4rkb wrote:What's the answer to the ref being struck dead with a coin seconds before a winning goal?
Get onto Coral for a “Build Your Bet” scenario.
Apparently they are up for anything.
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Reg wrote:m4rkb wrote:What's the answer to the ref being struck dead with a coin seconds before a winning goal?
Get onto Coral for a “Build Your Bet” scenario.
Apparently they are up for anything.
The odds will be tempting so I might bang a pony on it.
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m4rkb wrote:Reg wrote:m4rkb wrote:What's the answer to the ref being struck dead with a coin seconds before a winning goal?
Get onto Coral for a “Build Your Bet” scenario.
Apparently they are up for anything.
The odds will be tempting so I might bang a pony on it.
I suppose they would be shorter in Argentina.
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Zummers have you ever been killed whilst reffing
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Zummers have you ever been killed whilst reffing
Only slightly concerned on one occasion.
I was reffing a game on Farlington Marshes, which is bit like a mini Hackney, but only 15 pitches. Pitches just run side by side and close together. Paulsgrove v Leigh Park, two of the hardest council estates in the area. There was a bit of argy bargy by a corner flag which escalated. I moved in but before I got there one player pulled out the corner flag and his opponent pulled up one from the next pitch. A gladiator type fight followed It went on for what seemed ages, but probably only a minute or so.
One player sparko with lacerations to his face and ambulance job. The rest of the game was a bit of a test to my control and authority shall we say.
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Did they kick you to fuck? It's legal now to bash refs apparently
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I nearly got kicked to fuck during Nuneaton Boroughs famous home victory against Stoke in the FA cup back in 2000. Was volunteered as a steward by a mate on the Nuneaton board before kick off and handed a high viz bib. Spent 90 minutes in front of the Stokies shitting myself but ended up pulling matrix type moves avoiding digs from the Nuneaton kop when the 91st minute boro’ winner went in. High viz, for fucks sake. Not a dickie bird from the Stoke firm, just tougher inbreeds not giving a fuck. Oh and I just realised this is tl:dr and a referees thread
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Is Marriner supposed to a top-notch referee?