Caroline flack

[Vespa]

Publisher's are swimming around like sharks right now, trust me. It's chum in the water for the fuckers. "Caroline; My Story". "I took Flack; Caroline's Story"; "Hit and Miss; My Story."; Light and Lamp-Shade" ... Oh you get the idea. Fuck SAKE.

I'm sure she'll be on some tearful interview with Piers Morgan as some point, followed by some loose association with a domestic abuse charity. I'm noticing people saying that the CPS shouldn't have pressed charges because her boyfriend won't give evidence. Worth reminding people of the reason the CPS charge people will domestic abuse even if the abused party won't corporate is that domestic abusers are very good at gaslighting their victims.

[ToRmAtO]

Don't know if this is legit ...

[subsub]

Don't know if this is legit ...

I doubt it.
But if it is, absolutely disgraceful that tabloids and this clown on Twitter are sharing it.
She's already been charged with the offence – things like this can easily prejudice a fair trial.

[carcinogen]

Don't know if this is legit ...

As an aside, has anyone woken-up to a mess like this? Sad to say I have on a couple of occasions; once through vigorous love-making when I split the poor girls inside apart somehow (she was okay, it was only a flesh wound) and the other time was when I was blind-drunk and smashed my face into a garage door whilst stumbling home from the pub, I had no idea I was bleeding profusely and just went to bed. Tell us your blood-soaked sheets stories, phone-in ... bang, whooosh.

[Vespa]

Don't know if this is legit ...

I assume the lighting is making the blood look odd.

[lambrini]

As an aside, has anyone woken-up to a mess like this? Sad to say I have on a couple of occasions; once through vigorous love-making when I split the poor girls inside apart somehow

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[subsub]

has anyone woken-up to a mess like this? Sad to say I have on a couple of occasions; once through vigorous love-making when I split the poor girls inside apart somehow (she was okay, it was only a flesh wound) and the other time was when I was blind-drunk and smashed my face into a garage door whilst stumbling home from the pub, I had no idea I was bleeding profusely and just went to bed. Tell us your blood-soaked sheets stories, phone-in ... bang, whooosh.

SUBTEXT: LUNGED AT A GIRL, FELL OVER, CLARET EVERYWHERE, CHUCKED OUT BY BOUNCERS, WENT HOME, HAD A POT NOODLE AND A WANK.

[Basualdo]

As an aside, has anyone woken-up to a mess like this? Sad to say I have on a couple of occasions; once through vigorous love-making when I split the poor girls inside apart somehow

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Very early contender of Humblebrag of 2020.

[JW90]

has anyone woken-up to a mess like this? Sad to say I have on a couple of occasions; once through vigorous love-making when I split the poor girls inside apart somehow (she was okay, it was only a flesh wound) and the other time was when I was blind-drunk and smashed my face into a garage door whilst stumbling home from the pub, I had no idea I was bleeding profusely and just went to bed. Tell us your blood-soaked sheets stories, phone-in ... bang, whooosh.

SUBTEXT: LUNGED AT A GIRL, FELL OVER, CLARET EVERYWHERE, CHUCKED OUT BY BOUNCERS, WENT HOME, HAD A POT NOODLE AND A WANK.

Then I ruined her with my single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle

[subsub]

has anyone woken-up to a mess like this? Sad to say I have on a couple of occasions; once through vigorous love-making when I split the poor girls inside apart somehow (she was okay, it was only a flesh wound) and the other time was when I was blind-drunk and smashed my face into a garage door whilst stumbling home from the pub, I had no idea I was bleeding profusely and just went to bed. Tell us your blood-soaked sheets stories, phone-in ... bang, whooosh.

SUBTEXT: LUNGED AT A GIRL, FELL OVER, CLARET EVERYWHERE, CHUCKED OUT BY BOUNCERS, WENT HOME, HAD A POT NOODLE AND A WANK.

Then I ruined her with my single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle

[shabbado]

Don't know if this is legit ...

Looks like someone has drawn a giant red cock on the bed sheets.

[Roddy]

As an aside, has anyone woken-up to a mess like this? Sad to say I have on a couple of occasions; once through vigorous love-making when I split the poor girls inside apart somehow

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How did you manage that... did you stick your ego in her ?

[Vespa]

As an aside, has anyone woken-up to a mess like this? Sad to say I have on a couple of occasions; once through vigorous love-making when I split the poor girls inside apart somehow

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How did you manage that... did you stick your ego in her ?

It got a puncture.

[Vespa]

Don't know if this is legit ...

Looks like someone has drawn a giant red cock on the bed sheets.

Weirdest Rorschach result ever!

[Gosport Mark]

Her boyfriend appears to be a huge pussy. She is reported to have hit him with a lamp whilst he was sleeping, but he's sad he couldn't see her over Christmas.

Why is he a pussy? Plenty of victims of domestic abuse are tied into spirals. Just because she is violent towards him doesn’t mean he’ll run from her. Sometimes quite the opposite. It’s mental manipulation as much as anything. Think you’re a bit ignorant trivialising this type of abuse.