Paul Coyte

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Is Da Coytester still fully yayoed off his tiny tits at 0500 like the monster monster shouting shitcunt he so surely is?

[Carlos J]

Is Da Coytester still fully yayoed off his tiny tits at 0500 like the monster monster shouting shitcunt he so surely is?

He seems a bit more chilled now, lost his Spurs gig I think a while back. Gobby Barsby is still pretty bad.

[JudgeTedd]

Da Coytester’s Tottenham Radio Roadshow not sounding so lively this morning. Has the thought of not being in any realistic chance of winning a trophy finally hit our hyperactive hero?

[ccreds]

Never really heard him but got Klinsmann on his new show.

[scully]

Another fucking bellend

[Steve Hunt]

Da Coytester’s Tottenham Radio Roadshow not sounding so lively this morning. Has the thought of not being in any realistic chance of winning a trophy finally hit our hyperactive hero?

After 22 years of ENIC/Levy, you'd have thopught he'd have got used to that by now.


I have.

[Sid Pervcat]

Paul Cunt

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Paul Skinback

[GLeeder]

Really really anniying habit of saying 'sure' in reply to whomever he's talking to

[Carlos J]

Coyte Oiff, Desperate Sam Dullard in. Second time at least.

So a 5am club shite and listen to a early 20s manchild. Who cares?

Defiinitely, him to be the new Moose.

When the producers are telling you Boozil and Pawa are not going to invte you out for drinks, know your place, They think you are a cunt.

[Carlos J]

Ellard is on all week at 5am.

The 'I am stupid and young show'

Clicked off for a week already.

Groom the new Moose. Honestly, if this station grooms him and puts him in Qatar, I will never listen to the station again.

[JW90]

Dullard must be taking a pittance in wages or the station is trying to lose listeners. "Ooh, I know fuck all!!!"

Dick

[JudgeTedd]

Dullard - What are your thoughts on the way Simone set his team up? Some call it anti football. Some say it’s bad for the game.

Co-host - I’m ok with it.

Dullard (sudden high pitched voice) - So am I.

Twats!!

[JudgeTedd]

When did My sporting life turn into My time at Spurs?

Les Ferdinand gets the full interview treatment this week. Whose on next week, Gundi Bergsson?

[JudgeTedd]

This pillock was at it again this morning. With a chance to dissect yesterday’s exciting football action, who did Paul have on as a guest to talk about it?

Man City boss Pep, to talk about his teams great achievement? Nope

Poor Jurgen to discuss where his team fell short? Not a chance

Steven “Stevie G” Gerrard to explain how his team threw away to two goal lead? Don’t be silly

Robert Plant to discuss Wolves’ tactical approach to yesterdays game? Now you’re dreaming

No, old Coytey decided to ignore all of that boring stuff and instead get on………… Gary Mabbutt to talk all things Spurs.

It’s as if there’s one team and one team only in Paul’s World. He must have the smallest contacts book in all media.