Schofield

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

There's going to be a lot of money in it for Pip so the bigger the crisis the better.
Even the Sun is weighing up whether their expose on him is more financially lucrative than siding with him and selling the story.

He's a national hero and, given time, Jimmy Savile will become one too.

The Sun would take photographs of FIFTEEN year old girls prior to them being sixteen so they can be topless on page 3.

Natalie Banus was a rather busty 15 year-old, and I recall the Sunday / Daily Sport doing a countdown to her 16th birthday.

LDM

Natalie Banus
https://www.google.com/search?q=Natalie ... JENa8ZUptM

Nat is a classic buuhhhrt:

In the mid 90s, a new page 3 girl came on the scene, named Linsey Dawn Mckenzie. The Daily Sport (great paper) did a countdown to her 16th birthday with her removing another bit of school uniform each week until her 16th birthday. On the happy day, she got her boobs out and very nice they were too.

[m4rkb]

See what I mean?

[Shedboy]

There's going to be a lot of money in it for Pip so the bigger the crisis the better.
Even the Sun is weighing up whether their expose on him is more financially lucrative than siding with him and selling the story.

He's a national hero and, given time, Jimmy Savile will become one too.

The Sun would take photographs of FIFTEEN year old girls prior to them being sixteen so they can be topless on page 3.

Natalie Banus was a rather busty 15 year-old, and I recall the Sunday / Daily Sport doing a countdown to her 16th birthday.

LDM

Natalie Banus
https://www.google.com/search?q=Natalie ... JENa8ZUptM

Nat is a classic buuhhhrt:

In the mid 90s, a new page 3 girl came on the scene, named Linsey Dawn Mckenzie. The Daily Sport (great paper) did a countdown to her 16th birthday with her removing another bit of school uniform each week until her 16th birthday. On the happy day, she got her boobs out and very nice they were too.

Two countdowns, then.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

There's going to be a lot of money in it for Pip so the bigger the crisis the better.
Even the Sun is weighing up whether their expose on him is more financially lucrative than siding with him and selling the story.

He's a national hero and, given time, Jimmy Savile will become one too.

The Sun would take photographs of FIFTEEN year old girls prior to them being sixteen so they can be topless on page 3.

Natalie Banus was a rather busty 15 year-old, and I recall the Sunday / Daily Sport doing a countdown to her 16th birthday.

LDM

Natalie Banus
https://www.google.com/search?q=Natalie ... JENa8ZUptM

Nat is a classic buuhhhrt:

In the mid 90s, a new page 3 girl came on the scene, named Linsey Dawn Mckenzie. The Daily Sport (great paper) did a countdown to her 16th birthday with her removing another bit of school uniform each week until her 16th birthday. On the happy day, she got her boobs out and very nice they were too.

Two countdowns, then.

Imagine being betwixt those magnificent mam mountains my Shed-o, just imagine

[Shedboy]

If I did, an explosion would occur.

[shivah]

There's going to be a lot of money in it for Pip so the bigger the crisis the better.
Even the Sun is weighing up whether their expose on him is more financially lucrative than siding with him and selling the story.

He's a national hero and, given time, Jimmy Savile will become one too.

The Sun would take photographs of FIFTEEN year old girls prior to them being sixteen so they can be topless on page 3.

Natalie Banus was a rather busty 15 year-old, and I recall the Sunday / Daily Sport doing a countdown to her 16th birthday.

LDM

Natalie Banus
https://www.google.com/search?q=Natalie ... JENa8ZUptM

Nat is a classic buuhhhrt:

In the mid 90s, a new page 3 girl came on the scene, named Linsey Dawn Mckenzie. The Daily Sport (great paper) did a countdown to her 16th birthday with her removing another bit of school uniform each week until her 16th birthday. On the happy day, she got her boobs out and very nice they were too.

Those photos weren't taken on the day she turned 16, but in the days/weeks leading up to it. Effectively The Sun photographers were paedos.

[beingsoblase]

Not sure, an obscure one whose name escapes me. Maybe ermr republico could jog my memory.

He may be a bit busy translating some ancient Sumerian tablets......

[carcinogen]

I'd rather watch Henry the Hoover on telly than Schofraud. Henry has far more talent.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

And delivers more loving fellatio

[kancutlawns]

I feel a new poem coming on. It’s gestating somewhere within someone’s deepest loins.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

PIP PIP

In t'closet, used yer fist
But truth does out when one is pissed
Gord-o spilled his guts n beans
Bout tellys treasure Mr Clean
Drain the swamp and dredge the pool
No fool like a silver fool
Runners blown and paid a wedge
60 secs to trim yer hedge

[Bad Blue 2000]

I feel a new poem coming on. It’s gestating somewhere within someone’s deepest loins.

Apparently not.

[m4rkb]

PIP PIP

In t'closet, used yer fist
But truth does out when one is pissed
Gord-o spilled his guts n beans
Bout tellys treasure Mr Clean
Drain the swamp and dredge the pool
No fool like a silver fool
Runners blown and paid a wedge
60 secs to trim yer hedge

Fuck Tennyson. That's what you call poetry.

[lambrini]

PIP PIP

In t'closet, used yer fist
But truth does out when one is pissed
Gord-o spilled his guts n beans
Bout tellys treasure Mr Clean
Drain the swamp and dredge the pool
No fool like a silver fool
Runners blown and paid a wedge
60 secs to trim yer hedge

Fuck Tennyson. That's what you call poetry.

Thoughts, Carc?

[carcinogen]

Super!