Newcastle United

[Northern Troglodite]

Sickening love in on sky today , & that stavely woman has got more plastic in her skin than a nissan car

Not my line, but the description of her looking like a lion that's just had a shave is perfect.

Correct

[Carlos J]

Sickening love in on sky today , & that stavely woman has got more plastic in her skin than a nissan car

Not my line, but the description of her looking like a lion that's just had a shave is perfect.

It's spot on.

Don't know how old she is here but she isn't a bad looking lass or wasn't but she could've got a taste with a nose job, it looks a little too straight from here.

Indeed, antdad. Saw some old photos and she looked fairly attractive and fairly normal, but then transposed into the second Bride of Wildenstein and looks a fucking mess now. I hope some good terrace songwriters note it, as the socalled Toon are already milking on 'Mandy', got to be some lyrics there to use.

[Sadact7]

When I saw that someone had been taken ill in the stands during the game I assumed that it was someone who had criticised the Saudi regime on Twitter having had something slipped into his Bovril.

[antdad]

Mmmmm...Newcastle need a specialist in saving bottom of the table clubs from relegation.

Expect Big Sam to litter the airwaves anytime soon.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

AmSam got this you haters!

[finchman]

Sickening love in on sky today , & that stavely woman has got more plastic in her skin than a nissan car

Not my line, but the description of her looking like a lion that's just had a shave is perfect.

Was she in that 60s comedy I dream of Jeanie?

[JimmyDee]

Here's the thing, though.
Everyone talks about how Newcastle shouldn't associate themselves with the Saudis, but should the Saudis associate themselves with Newcastle?

Has Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman seen "Geordie Shore"? Hardly excellent product-placement, is it?
Women, helpless through alcohol, wearing next to nothing, having casual sex with men they met five minutes before.
That sums up everything the Saudi government stands for, apparently

Amanda ... get into the Witness Protection Programme NOW, before he sees the show

[Basualdo]

Sickening love in on sky today , & that stavely woman has got more plastic in her skin than a nissan car

Not my line, but the description of her looking like a lion that's just had a shave is perfect.

Was she in that 60s comedy I dream of Jeanie?

Or Daktari?

[JudgeTedd]

Here's the thing, though.
Everyone talks about how Newcastle shouldn't associate themselves with the Saudis, but should the Saudis associate themselves with Newcastle?

Has Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman seen "Geordie Shore"? Hardly excellent product-placement, is it?
Women, helpless through alcohol, wearing next to nothing, having casual sex with men they met five minutes before.
That sums up everything the Saudi government stands for, apparently

Amanda ... get into the Witness Protection Programme NOW, before he sees the show

Wait till they get a look of Cheryl Tweedy/Cole/Payne’s arse tattoo.

[VeritasVincit]

OMG. Surely not !
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... e-25333399

[Zambo]

Owners will never learn. Terry needs to do his apprentiship, otherwise the chances of failure are huge for both himself and any Premier League club that appoints him.

[The Tick]

Owners will never learn. Terry needs to do his apprentiship, otherwise the chances of failure are huge for both himself and any Premier League club that appoints him.

But if he fails, they can just stone him to death under sharia law for adultery.

[Zambo]

Owners will never learn. Terry needs to do his apprentiship, otherwise the chances of failure are huge for both himself and any Premier League club that appoints him.

But if he fails, they can just stone him to death under sharia law for adultery.

Looking at his history, he will fit their bill quite nicely. Anton Ferdinand could no doubt back that up.

[Jonathan]

I would think that’s the last job JT would consider taking, It might be attractive financially but not a great step for his career.

[carcinogen]

I love how the supercilious cunts who work for 'The Athletic' are conflicted about the take-over of Newcastle by journalist-murdering wankers. LOL. It's funny. They don't know what to say.