MK & Porky - Part 5

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:10 pm

PORKFUCK

Holden Mcgroyne · Post by **Holden Mcgroyne** » Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:11 pm

MK is as pissed as a Parry tonight.

able1 · Post by **able1** » Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:49 am

Oh dear the poison dwarf is about to be exposed, two piss stained talentless halfwitted tramps.

Post by **Carlos J** » Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:37 am

As someone said on twatter, get the cunts on the Jeremy Kyle to sort it all out.

lambrini · Post by **lambrini** » Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:38 am

m4rkb wrote:Link?

Porky's responses tho!

Question is, is this all a wind-up - a publicity stunt - or genuine? Who knows...

m4rkb · Post by **m4rkb** » Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:42 am

I'm beginning to err on the side of all to plan.

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:58 am

Preordered ten copies, sixty boxes of scratchings, two tickets to their boxing match and a hoop earring

EddieCheddar · Post by **EddieCheddar** » Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:07 pm

‘Nostrilamus’. Is that a subtle accusation that Jo Brand’s on the Chang...

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:21 pm

Ole MK hoovered up a deskful and hit the twitters HARD

EddieCheddar · Post by **EddieCheddar** » Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:25 pm

Porkmeister General full of Spitfire and fish fingers ‘pushed back’

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:30 pm

These two need to wrestle

EddieCheddar · Post by **EddieCheddar** » Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:32 pm

Nae grip from either. A flabby slap fest. Team Porkcatcher.

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:38 pm

The years of seethe finally screamed out loud as they desperately grapple, sweat profusely then die from heart attack

EddieCheddar · Post by **EddieCheddar** » Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:40 pm

Collapsing in tandem entwined forever in a hairy backed crescendo of love, lust and bad teeth.

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:50 pm

Loaf face's final act was to insert his button mush in parrys rancid cornhole, yelling SQUEAL PIGGY SQUEAL

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