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Boris Johnson's new press-secretary

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Apols if this has already been started. Looks like Cummings wants a Trump style daily press-briefing. Isabel 'I make up shit' Oakenshot is in the running, if nothing else could be more depressing. Also Camila Tominey. And a few The Sun editors/ex-editors, you get the idea. I think what old Dominic if failing to comprehend is our press-corps aren't quite as fucking shit as the US lot. 150k. Roll-up,roll-up. The advert is on LinkedIn (I thought they went bust).

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carcinogen wrote:
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150k to take the elephant's sizeable trunk fully up the shitpipe. Sometimes five times daily.
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How long till Boris fucks her and she spawns another of his sprogs?
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Soon, he's a good lad.
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He'll have to do very well to beat the Donster's current incumbent

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Feisty as hell with the press and I've no idea whether she really believes a fraction of what she's saying, but she says it with such coherence and conviction. I realise this sounds sexist, but there is a sense that if she, a dumb blonde, gets it then we should all be able to.
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I fucking love her. Smoking hot and smart as fuck, a very rare combination
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Eaststand wrote:
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kinda hot, would smash
Yeah we kinda took whatever blonde-bimbo you'd 'smash'. Still, it's always good to get confirmation and content. I applaud myself.
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Tom Newton Dunn was in the running. But its just got a massive deal with TimesRadio. LOL. Decisions, decisions. Silly cunt.
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carcinogen wrote:
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Eaststand wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:56 pm
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Yeah we kinda took whatever blonde-bimbo you'd 'smash'. Still, it's always good to get confirmation and content. I applaud myself.
what blonde bimbo?

The girl you posted has brown hair
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MeinCarc can barely focus on the three screens he sees, as blitzed as he is on sklep cans
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Isabel is a little less 'sorority girl' for Donald's taste in women. She's the British version though. Terrible, terrible woman. She has something in common with Boris though, she plagiarizes shit for a living. Not for me Beeky. No doubt right-up Ghost-of-Alex's boulevard though, the filthy ferret.

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Tom Newton Dunn, former political editor of The Sun is/was in the running too. But as he's just got a gig on Times Radio, it's doubtful he'll do it. But given his ego is the size of a medium-sized town who knows. He's a prat. A rich prat I might add. Am I bitter? YES!!!

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carcinogen wrote:
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Isabel is a little less 'sorority girl' for Donald's taste in women. She's the British version though. Terrible, terrible woman. She has something in common with Boris though, she plagiarizes shit for a living. Not for me Beeky. No doubt right-up Ghost-of-Alex's boulevard though, the filthy ferret.

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Tom Newton Dunn, former political editor of The Sun is/was in the running too. But as he's just got a gig on Times Radio, it's doubtful he'll do it. But given his ego is the size of a medium-sized town who knows. He's a prat. A rich prat I might add. Am I bitter? YES!!!

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