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My daughter has just arrived with her new puppy sausage dog. Within 5 mins it has shit and pissed on the rug, walked in it and started to eat the shit.

I'm going to feed it to Harry-the-Cat and Arnold.

When a cat shits where they shouldn't ( like one of ours does occasionally) you know damn well it's somehow YOUR fault!

I read a horrible thread somewhere on the net about people who have a dog that has had a shit when they were out, and the robot hoover has spread it around.

Zambo wrote: ↑Wed Aug 18, 2021 12:18 pm My daughter has just arrived with her new puppy sausage dog. Within 5 mins it has shit and pissed on the rug, walked in it and started to eat the shit.

I'm going to feed it to Harry-the-Cat and Arnold.

You can always use your copy of the Daily Mail to wipe it up

At my old work, one of the designers brought his dog in all the time. Was banned after it shat right outside the boss's office (the dog, not the designer)

Zambo wrote: ↑Wed Aug 18, 2021 12:18 pm My daughter has just arrived with her new puppy sausage dog. Within 5 mins it has shit and pissed on the rug, walked in it and started to eat the shit.

I'm going to feed it to Harry-the-Cat and Arnold.

You should be pleased and gratified. It shows that it's happy and content in your company. A vote of confidence for you.

I read/heard that Dachshunds are one of the most popular dogs to own atm. Why tf is that, (no offence) has a chief influencer bought one or have they starred in a number of popular TV shows or ads?

Buy her some vouchers for puppy school Z, asap.

subsub wrote: ↑Wed Aug 18, 2021 12:51 pm

Zambo wrote: ↑Wed Aug 18, 2021 12:18 pm My daughter has just arrived with her new puppy sausage dog. Within 5 mins it has shit and pissed on the rug, walked in it and started to eat the shit.

I'm going to feed it to Harry-the-Cat and Arnold.

You can always use your copy of the Daily Mail to wipe it up

At my old work, one of the designers brought his dog in all the time. Was banned after it shat right outside the boss's office (the dog, not the designer)

I took my young dog into school during the summer holiday, when Ii popped in to collect something. The dog loved it, chasing around and skidding on polished floors. He got so excited that he rushed into the headmaster's office [he wasn't in] and pissed in the middle of the carpet.

Thread title is misleading

That looks very much like someone who posted their pic on the forum.

gheko wrote: ↑Wed Aug 18, 2021 12:48 pm I read a horrible thread somewhere on the net about people who have a dog that has had a shit when they were out, and the robot hoover has spread it around.

A few months ago I saw a photo of the aftermath of Roomba vs Dogshit. Shit was spread all over the room, but it also showed how inefficient those hoovers are because althougb it'd spread shit from corner to corner it'd also missed large areas.

Sadact7 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 18, 2021 3:11 pm Thread title is misleading

GEH!!!!!

Get it tested for TB, the government will bump it off for you.

Assumed Wazza thread

gheko wrote: ↑Wed Aug 18, 2021 12:48 pm I read a horrible thread somewhere on the net about people who have a dog that has had a shit when they were out, and the robot hoover has spread it around.

My tortoise does that as a twofer.

Spreads his own shite about the place like a dirty automated bastard.

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