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I remember him on breakfast tv with nick owen. He's had a good run. Fair play.
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: Mon Nov 08, 2021 9:34 pm Roland Rat, Annie Diamond
Fucking gastric band bastard.
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: Mon Nov 08, 2021 9:34 pm Roland Rat, Annie Diamond
Roland saved commercial TV. Seriously underrated. For a rat.
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Seriously under-rat-ed
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 8:59 am Seriously under-rat-ed
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All this love for Stelling. I don't get it. He's just like Jim White. Shitting-out over-hyped bullshit for the masses. Like a fast-food outlet, feeding people crap. Yes he is vaguely articulate, but when surrounded by ex-footballers that's hardly an achievement is it. He's entertaining I suppose, like a clown in a circus. But ffs.

Hmmm. Maybe I am going to far. Jake Humphrey's could replace him.

Sorry Jeff, if yer listenin' , I had a moment.

We're stuck between vanilla men with no personalities or shouty clowns. Is there no middle-ground? And don't say Pat Nevin or James Richardson. They are in categories all by themselves.
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I guarantee Sky will replace Stelling with a lesbian.
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Zippy wrote: Sun Oct 31, 2021 6:30 pmRIP Jeff m8 :(
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finchman wrote: Mon Jan 10, 2022 12:31 pm I guarantee Sky will replace Stelling with a lesbian.
Why, have they already offered you the job?
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Unbelievable Jeff
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Sky have offered Mark 'Chappers' Chapman a 6 figure sum.
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He needs six bullets firing up his arsehole. Might fix his adenoids, the torode ecky thump pudding bastard
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: Fri Mar 04, 2022 9:39 pm He needs six bullets firing up his arsehole. Might fix his adenoids, the torode ecky thump pudding bastard
Classic Ghost 🤣🤣
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carcinogen wrote: Fri Mar 04, 2022 8:31 pm Sky have offered Mark 'Chappers' Chapman a 6 figure sum.
I hope he takes it then the knob won't be on 5dead

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