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Re: Kelner
I like him. Wrote poor MND suffering Doddie's autobiography and a trustee of his charity.The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: ↑Sun Aug 22, 2021 2:02 pm Weir is hard to understand, binphone makes it impossible
'How old Cary Grant' is tedious and a rip off of The Birthday Spread. But two night of Kelner isn't that bad. Ged Mills is still poor though.
Plenty of comment on Kelner on the 'Paul M Cat Ross' thread. Cant see this having much traction as only me and a couple of others ever listen and mostly not comment worthy.
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Re: Kelner
I was going to add no merge needed nor intended. Fear not old friend, but doubt many Kelner listeners out there.
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Re: Kelner
I admire your optimism. Remember when Kelner started, he said his show would be like reading a newspaper backwards. So sports at the start and moving to entertainment and the news.
He does it OK, bar the quiz which is a 30 minute filler with 'How old Cary Grant - The Professionals' who are not professional and a couple of producers. Add in his appearance on H&J and 'Clips of the Week'.
Still, there is more actual decent content than M Cat Ross who from 3am as per fills with the local radio birthdays with added songs. So the drummer from The Edgar Broughton Band is 75 today, let's have 20 seconds of 'Aphrodite'. And why not not. Tune:
And rinse and repeat to fill another 60 minutes.
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Re: Kelner
Sure he told H and J he'd had superfast broadband installed a couple of weeks ago. Sound tonight is shite
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Re: Kelner
A tinny line? Don't you start
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Re: Kelner
Was on last week, not listening today, doubt they'd dump him suddenly when still on the Graveyard shift.
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Re: Kelner
He's on holiday for two weeks. Mentioned it last weekend. He also said he hopes his stand in is rubbish.
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Re: Kelner
The old days of the overnights there used to be loads of calls coming in - now it seems both Dross and Kelner are talking bollocks for 4/5 hours and no one rings in.
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Re: Kelner
They have some very suspect shed dwellers for the birthday spread ripoff thing
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