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Jordan Jarrett-Bryan standing in. Usually not too bad, not listening though.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.

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shivah wrote: Sat Nov 20, 2021 8:16 pm The old days of the overnights there used to be loads of calls coming in - now it seems both Dross and Kelner are talking bollocks for 4/5 hours and no one rings in.
You need to employ staff for that...man the phones, filter the callers, deal with the drunks etc.

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antdad wrote: Sun Nov 21, 2021 8:45 am
shivah wrote: Sat Nov 20, 2021 8:16 pm The old days of the overnights there used to be loads of calls coming in - now it seems both Dross and Kelner are talking bollocks for 4/5 hours and no one rings in.
You need to employ staff for that...man the phones, filter the callers, deal with the drunks etc.
They have them, but producers like simple Sam Stevens and Grd Mills are more.like co-presenters now.
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Yeah, why pay a co-presenter when the producer can join in.

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Carlos J wrote: Sun Nov 21, 2021 3:23 am Jordan Jarrett-Bryan standing in. Usually not too bad, not listening though.
A black amputee. Fuck me TalkSHITE is woke these days.
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antdad wrote: Sun Nov 21, 2021 8:45 am You need to employ staff for that...man the phones, filter the callers, deal with the drunks etc.
That was why the old Baker and Kelly show was so good. The two of them, the producer and the callers were a team, and the idea was to make a show that was interesting to the neutral listener.
tS thinks that mentallers screaming like children is interesting to the rest of us, and that argument is, in and of itself, a Good Thing.
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That's how the old Whale show used to work - gAsh would answer the phones as well as chip in with his bollocks.
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shivah wrote: Sun Nov 21, 2021 3:49 pm That's how the old Whale show used to work - gAsh would answer the phones as well as chip in with his bollocks.
Same as Iain Lee with Agent Chris on LBC, back when he was good and not ruined by his weird relationship with the producer/cling-on/puppet Kath.

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Has he been fucked off?

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No, he died
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MrTea wrote: Sun Nov 21, 2021 4:13 pm
shivah wrote: Sun Nov 21, 2021 3:49 pm That's how the old Whale show used to work - gAsh would answer the phones as well as chip in with his bollocks.
Same as Iain Lee with Agent Chris on LBC, back when he was good and not ruined by his weird relationship with the producer/cling-on/puppet Kath.
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scully wrote: Fri Nov 26, 2021 7:45 pm Has he been fucked off?
What they used to call a talkSPORT holiday
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:No, he died
Two different stories

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He’s on holiday in the US for two weeks, visiting his Sky reporter daughter Martha who is based there.

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ceejay wrote: Sat Nov 27, 2021 4:14 am He’s on holiday in the US for two weeks, visiting his Sky reporter daughter Martha who is based there.
Just had his daughter who's reporting for Sky News on the Ghislaine Maxwell trial on Times Radio.

She's not the clearest of speakers in usual circumstances anyway, but speaking down a phone line it very much sounded like she was referring to Glenn Maxwell being in the dock.
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