Grand Sumo

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Tochinoshin

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Tochinoshin



This tournament is less predictable and more exciting now the Yokazuna Terunofuji isn't playing.

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It's back!

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A rikishi throws salt
rikishis slip on the salt and lose the bout
WHAT'S THE POINT OF THE SALT

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

You got two thirty-stone dudes in nappies and man-buns trying to wedgie the other. Salt shouldn't figure highly on the bemusement scale.

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[gheko]

What are the fat fucks up to this week Lambers??

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Up to their terry towelled arsecracks in salt and hair product

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What are the fat fucks up to this week Lambers??

I know, no-one on the Forum cares about Sumo except me. For those interested: Wakatakakage's performance wasn't great, Yokozuna Terunofuji won the championship again (seventh time), and Tochinoshin (my fave!) performed alright. Aoiyama played surprisingly quite well despite his ridiculous weight (yikes!)

Some sumo wrestlers struggle to maintain the balance between blubber and muscle strength. Fat alone doesn't make you strong.

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Grand Sumo starts today

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What the hell, Tochi!



At least he won yesterday's bout:

[antdad]

You're a chubby chaser aren't you Lambo?

The salt is probably to ward off evil spirits and highly spririted fan girls.