Songs that should never be played ever again

[subsub]

A song So bad I’m not even going to include a link.

Neneh Cherry - Buffalo Stance.

Wot is he like? Wot's he like, anyway?

That was the exact bit I was thinking of. Awful awful song.

I love it, personally. Fancy Neneh Cherry big time, too

[JW90]

A song So bad I’m not even going to include a link.

Neneh Cherry - Buffalo Stance.

Life by Desree is worse.

That song was voted as having the worst lyrics in a song.

I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news

[gheko]

Full list of said poll.

Surprised by number 10.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/press ... rics.shtml



1. Des'ree - Life

I don't want to see a ghost

It's the sight that I fear most

I'd rather have a piece of toast

Watch the evening news



2. Snap - Rhythm Is A Dancer

I'm as serious as cancer

When I say rhythm is a dancer



3. Razorlight - Somewhere Else

And I met a girl

She asked me my name

I told her what it was



4. ABC - That Was Then But This Is Now

More sacrifices than an Aztec priest

Standing here straining at that leash

All fall down

Can't complain, mustn't grumble

Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble



5. U2 - Elevation

I've got no self control

Been living like a mole now

Going down, excavation

High and high in the sky

You make me feel like I can fly

So high

Elevation



6. Toto - Africa

The wild dogs cry out in the night

As they grow restless longing for some solitary company

I know that I must do what's right

Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti



7. Oasis - Champagne Supernova

Slowly walking down the hall

Faster than a cannonball

Where were you when we were getting high?



8. Duran Duran - Is There Something I Should Know?

And fiery demons all dance when you walk through that door

Don't say you're easy on me you're about as easy as a nuclear war



9. Human League - The Lebanon

Before he leaves the camp he stops

He scans the world outside

And where there used to be some shops

Is where the snipers sometimes hide



10. Black Sabbath - War Pigs

Generals gathered in their masses

Just like witches at black masses.

[JudgeTedd]

A song So bad I’m not even going to include a link.

Neneh Cherry - Buffalo Stance.

Wot is he like? Wot's he like, anyway?

That was the exact bit I was thinking of. Awful awful song.

I love it, personally. Fancy Neneh Cherry big time, too

It’s when she starts going off script that it turns a semi decent song into an absolute shambles. You’d have thought the producer would’ve edited all that nonsense out. But for some inexplicable reason they kept it in.

Even Neneh’s good looks couldn’t make up for that abomination.

And don’t get me started on her chancer of a brother, Eagle-Eye.

[Sadact7]

Fuck sake bro, that’s another solid pop classic. Some bad contributions in this thread.

“What are ya loike?”

[Shedboy]

Hated it at the time, hate it now and will always hate it.

[Sid Pervcat]

Fuck sake bro, that’s another solid pop classic. Some bad contributions in this thread.

“What are ya loike?”

Bro!!

[Sadact7]

Absolute trash

[Sadact7]

Fuck sake bro, that’s another solid pop classic. Some bad contributions in this thread.

“What are ya loike?”

Bro!!

It’s ace

Takes me back to junior school.

“I’ll huff,
I’ll puff.
I’ll huff, I’ll puff,
I’ll blow you away”

[Sid Pervcat]

You're dead to me

[JudgeTedd]

Absolute trash

This is a chooooon!!

My brother’s got his morning, he’s got his trampoline*.







*or something like that.

[Sadact7]

You're dead to me

Unlike Jeffrey Epstein, I’m willing to accept the consequences of my perversions.

[Sadact7]

Absolute trash

This is a chooooon!!

My brother’s got his morning, he’s got his trampoline*.







*or something like that.

My word you’re a strange chap

[lambrini]

Fuck sake bro, that’s another solid pop classic. Some bad contributions in this thread.

“What are ya loike?”

Bro!!

It’s ace

Takes me back to junior school.

“I’ll huff,
I’ll puff.
I’ll huff, I’ll puff,
I’ll blow you away”

Yassss! Literally every girl friend group at primary school wanted ro be B*witched.
Another huge pop group at the time were S Club 7. Loved 'em. In 2000, I received a "signed" postcard and some other tat in response to my fan letter (BEFORE big tech, social media and fast internet – God, I'm so old!) Cringe. Lol.

[Arty Morty]

This should never have been played in the first place never mind 'again'. We Didn't Start The Fire - Billy Joel.