Talk About..Punk

[lambrini]

[Arty Morty]

The Anti-Nowhere League/Damned carrot story as told by Animal...

After bribing Rat Scabies in a bog hole at some shitty pub in the East End of London (two hundred quid I think) we got on a small tour up North with the Damned. We couldn’t afford hotels every night so we had to sleep in and under the van in the snow, but the Damned always fed us with their rider, which brings us to the famous carrot incident………….. Rat was giving it large in their dressing room after a show one night saying how he had seen all the rock and roll antics there was to see and nothing could shock him, Winston stood proud and bet Rat he could clear the dressing room within five minutes with just one antic. Rat took on the challenge, the dressing room was full of record company liggers, so Winston went to the food table pick up the largest object he could see which happened to be a 9 inch carrot, dropped his jeans and pants, dipped the carrot in mayonnaise, then in the pickle and then in the ketchup, he bent over and inserted the carrot right up his arse…………he pumped it in and out a few times by now everyone was looking on in silence, he then removed it from his arse licked off the mayo, pickle, ketchup and shit dressing and ate the carrot. Rat said “Oh fucking hell!” and everybody ran out, we tucked into the rest of the food.

[Man_called_sun]

*Tries to post a Green Day vid

[Man_called_sun]

Joking aside, great thread

[hitlersboots]

Are you sad ?

Are you a bedsit loser ?

Are you over the age of 40 but have the attitude of an obnoxious 14 year old ?

Do you like rubbish music ?

Then why not visit Rebellion Festival, Blackpool 4th-7th August 2022.

Just look at these awful bands https://www.rebellionfestivals.com/line-up

[subsub]

Are you sad ?

Are you a bedsit loser ?

Are you over the age of 40 but have the attitude of an obnoxious 14 year old ?

Do you like rubbish music ?

Then why not visit Rebellion Festival, Blackpool 4th-7th August 2022.

Just look at these awful bands https://www.rebellionfestivals.com/line-up

Which genres of music do you like, Mr Boots?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Turbo Island Power Ballads

[Sid Pervcat]

Are you sad ?

Are you a bedsit loser ?

Are you over the age of 40 but have the attitude of an obnoxious 14 year old ?

Do you like rubbish music ?

Then why not visit Rebellion Festival, Blackpool 4th-7th August 2022.

Just look at these awful bands https://www.rebellionfestivals.com/line-up

Which genres of music do you like, Mr Boots?

That's a fucking great line up tbf

[Carlos J]

There are some decent bands there.

[Sadact7]

There are some decent bands there.

And even better band names.

“Petrol Bastard” is my favourite


Just looked up some of their hits:

- Circuit Board Rammed Up My Arse
- Swan Shit On My Dick
- Bunch Of Fuckers
- Petrol Bastard Are Fucking Shit
- Yorkshire Piss Bomb
- Fly A Plane Into A Londis
- Sobertron vs Cunted Army

Do Ghost and Moonie co-write their lyrics?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

T'moonster and I have formed a punk band called Turbo Island. We play "gigs" every full moon. On Turbo Island. At 3am. Pissed out of our fucking minds. Ten minutes of feedback, vomiting and soiling ourselves is followed by a straight fight with any tramps in the vicinity

[Sadact7]

T'moonster and I have formed a punk band called Turbo Island. We play "gigs" every full moon. On Turbo Island. At 3am. Pissed out of our fucking minds. Ten minutes of feedback, vomiting and soiling ourselves is followed by a straight fight with any tramps in the vicinity

Just bought a ticket for your next gig from TicketShafter for one million pounds.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Via RegFansh?

[lambrini]

There are some decent bands there.

And even better band names.

“Petrol Bastard” is my favourite


Just looked up some of their hits:

- Circuit Board Rammed Up My Arse
- Swan Shit On My Dick
- Bunch Of Fuckers
- Petrol Bastard Are Fucking Shit
- Yorkshire Piss Bomb
- Fly A Plane Into A Londis
- Sobertron vs Cunted Army

Do Ghost and Moonie co-write their lyrics?

[Sadact7]

Via RegFansh?

Yes.

Ticket was only 1p with a £999,999.99 processing fee.

Bargain.