Talk About..Punk

[JudgeTedd]

T'moonster and I have formed a punk band called Turbo Island. We play "gigs" every full moon. On Turbo Island. At 3am. Pissed out of our fucking minds. Ten minutes of feedback, vomiting and soiling ourselves is followed by a straight fight with any tramps in the vicinity

I hope Supertramp aren’t your support band. Could get very messy.

[JudgeTedd]

Are you sad ?

Are you a bedsit loser ?

Are you over the age of 40 but have the attitude of an obnoxious 14 year old ?

Do you like rubbish music ?

Then why not visit Rebellion Festival, Blackpool 4th-7th August 2022.

Just look at these awful bands https://www.rebellionfestivals.com/line-up

From that lineup you could make one day of a really good festival.

Unfortunately, you could also make about two weeks of a fucking awful, piss poor din from the rest of the so-called acts.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Setlist for next gig:

FUCK OFF CUNT
CUNT
STUPID CUNT
SILLY OLD CUNT
FUCK OFF
FETA CAKED ACORN
PRITI VAR-CUNT
SWEET LOVE (COVER)