Butlins

[beingsoblase]

I've been to Butlins twice once in 1973 on a wholesome family holiday and once in 2016 on an 80's Weekender, where my Freddie Mercury was met with great aplomb, and no Jim Davidson at either event.
Also it was the same camp both times.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

CAn't they simply rebrand as a fat-shaming camp?

[antdad]

CAn't they simply rebrand as a fat-shaming camp?

Are you thinking of different TV ad Ghosty, the fat kid (eating icecream and teasing his sis) with the fat dad?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I'm not thinking at all tbh anto, just spitballing some concepts up the pipeline to see what stinks

[antdad]

Here's one for the Home Sec, how about turning Butlins into out of season immigration holding camps.

One or two evenings of the indoctrination...the English getting bolloxed, wanky stage shows and tired card tricks will get them crawling back into their little boats.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Jim Nick Nick Davidson could get his own lifeboat and, blacked up, patrol the channel to deter any "undesirables". Sponsored by McCain Home Fries.

[antdad]

You think JD would be more welcoming, after all he's had about five wives and the men folk tend to believe in polygamy.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

OK I've refined the concept. Big Jim, Randy Andy Windsor, Stormzy and Emma Radacanu on a lifeboat equipped with nuclear warheads. They are sent to Calais to see what transpires. Working titles include Stormzy Waterz, Rock Da Boat, Sink My Career and Catfish Gaslight NDA Pendrive

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Episode 1: the team find micheals Barrymores bumming a shark off Dover. Turns out it was all a big misunderstanding and he (Mike) is released back into the water

[gheko]

Catfish Gaslight NDA Pendrive

Winner

[Sid Pervcat]

Episode 1: the team find micheals Barrymores bumming a shark off Dover. Turns out it was all a big misunderstanding and he (Mike) is released back into the water

I like it, but it needs Brains Harveys

[Roddy]

Poor England.
Redcoats once dominated every continent in the world now the Redcoats are reduced to rounding up drunk lower class type people at Butlins.

[Sid Pervcat]

Poor England.
Redcoats once dominated every continent in the world now the Redcoats are reduced to rounding up drunk lower class type people at Butlins.

Poor England?

Butlins Ayr was one of the biggest Shiteholes known to man!

[carcinogen]

Never diss The Mulhurne.

[Carlos J]

Pontins is the Butlins shit ginger stepson. Though have been to Pontins Pakefield a few times. Took my nephew as a massive snooker fan and player.

Pros: Get free on the snooker, arrars, tennis, table tennis, pitch and putt. Shite entertainment. All you can eat breakfast and evening meal.

Cons: Pontins, Kessingland. Shite chalets, sometimes bad smelling, awful beds, shite entertainment. The Great British Public.

Though was all good when there. Watching bad wrestling in the afternoon and the worst cover bands in the evening. Sadly they let it get more rundown, took the chap who run the sports area out, and lo, feral kids were taking the piss (not a) on the snooker tables.

A few years ago, it decided to go over 18s only for the special weekenders of music and err swinging probably.