How do you feel about Haven? Better or worse than Pontins? Shane Richie started his career at Pakefield Pontins. Ironic that the site is directly opposite a massive council tip. I think the tip has been filled-in now, unlike Shane sadly. It has all those little chimneys in it to let the rancid gasses escape, much like when Richie opens his gob and sings. Richie reckons he shagged about 1000 women while at Pakefield, trust none of them were related to you Carlos ... at least to your knowledge?
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Ha about Pakefield and Richie. Never been, Mike, to any other holiday camps, well since a kid. Only went there when nephew came up as near and cheap and the free sports.carcinogen wrote: ↑Wed Feb 23, 2022 8:51 amHow do you feel about Haven? Better or worse than Pontins? Shane Richie started his career at Pakefield Pontins. Ironic that the site is directly opposite a massive council tip. I think the tip has been filled-in now, unlike Shane sadly. It has all those little chimneys in it to let the rancid gasses escape, much like when Richie opens his gob and sings. Richie reckons he shagged about 1000 women while at Pakefield, trust none of them were related to you Carlos ... at least to your knowledge?
And nope, no other relatives have been there so not near Richie.
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Just been informed by Mrs blasé that I'm off to Butlins later this yearon a stag do booked two years ago interrupted by COVID, in keeping with what I've read in this thread I think my outfits may well be
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Once they have started playing the wrong notes in the wrong time, they escalate the whole thing and end up screeching and blowing top notes furiously. Any similarity to other living persons is purely coincidental.Sadact7 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 23, 2022 1:38 amRather like Kancutlawns in any given TF thread
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Maybe slightly out of date, BSB, but not unwelcome to some of the audience.beingsoblase wrote: ↑Wed Feb 23, 2022 12:39 pm Just been informed by Mrs blasé that I'm off to Butlins later this yearon a stag do booked two years ago interrupted by COVID, in keeping with what I've read in this thread I think my outfits may well be
Jack smethurst- Friday, a bit of light hearted racist banter to ease into the swing of things
Black and White minstrels - Saturday, it's just a bit of fun, and they were good singers actually
Bernard Manning - Sunday sexism and racism to ease my way into a massive hangover.
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Err. That's old, old school. From my knowledge, weren't the blondes the sexy ones? And not Peggy? And Madoc just due to the accent and err older nature?The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: ↑Wed Feb 23, 2022 7:16 pm Who here used to knock out a crafty one to madoc?
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