Alex Crook

[kentred1]

This bloke talks some shit

Another Durham in the making

[JW90]

Around six months ago I thought he was decent, offered something different and veered away from the usual stock phrases that bounce around the station.

Now he's just another wind-up merchant, digging at whatever the current team in the news is. They all invariably end up going down that route.

[antdad]

Just another ts tiresome fuck.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Plummeted rapidly

[scully]

Another southern manc

[Carlos J]

As southern as it gets. At home doing Bournemouth games.

Fella gets more airtime, thinks he is popular.

Nah Crooky, just read twatter and Sky Sports News and tell Joe Public what transfers might happen.

A second division Jim White. And that is very poor.

[JW90]

He seems to be a combination of Jim White and Adrian Durham.

Nobody should ever aspire to be that.

[ccreds]

First season really where we've known him properly in the limelight.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

And he's fucked it royally the daft cunt

[kentred1]

How many years has it been since it was called the Vauxhall Conference ffs

[mark]

At the start of the season Crook's United fanboy style was rather grating, now it's fucking hilarious.

Your team is going through a bad time, support them you fucking shithouse.

[Zippy]

Crook hangs out socially with Sam Matterface. Judge a man by the company he keeps and all that.

[kentred1]

This must be how Crook gets most of his "Transfer Stories"

[Sadact7]

Who is this fat southern wanker?

I’d like to throw him bodily down a flight of stairs.

[scully]

Hahaha