today on talksport

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Everyone involved should be ashamed. But they are not.

[ccreds]

Being the first midweek chat show of the week hope it's a goodun.

[Sid Pervcat]

Early morning Superbowl shite with deplorable Fucking übercunt Will Gavin.

Almost makes She-man Aherne listenable

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Big Willy G has eaten and blocked a fair few super bowls in his time, the gigantic ginger bastard

[carcinogen]

Early morning Superbowl shite with deplorable Fucking übercunt Will Gavin.

Makes you want to listen to Colin Murray talking about Baseball.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Colon being rammed then stoved with a bat would get err traction

[ccreds]

Really hope the Friday lot have a good show each because of the usual weekend rubbish (mostly) they serve up.

[carcinogen]

So I woz in this casino Nat. I woz in Vegaz Nat when gansters were being buried in the desert Nat. Nat, I put everything on black Nat when I did Roulette Nat. When I woz in France Nat, I woz a hero Nat. Nat, when a player puts one foot in front of the other he moves Nat. He move's Nat. Nat, do you live in a lighthouse Nat? Really? That's your lookout Nat. West AaaaaHHhhhM Nat? Man and Boy Nat.

[ccreds]

Well with a live game on Monday you get to see what Haidy thought of the weekend.

[JimmyDee]

"Fucking Hell!" ... part ten of a million.

GoldSteen asking for Valentine's date disasters (and if you never had one, just make something up). Jesus, that was painful.
Here's three tips for anyone phoning up with an amusing anecdote ... run through it in your head and put the crucial detail somewhere towards the start, not at the end, as an afterthought ... think about whether it's amusing to anyone else in the world. ... and cut it down to less that five minutes.

Valentine's Day stories, though, on talkSPORT

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In other GoldSteen news, name four Valentine-related goalkeepers. We ALL knew that Seaman would be one of them, as soon as he said it, didn't we?

[JW90]

Heard the, err, trailer for that and thought I'd go to TS2. Then I hear women's football with Sanderson.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Heard the, err, trailer for that and thought I'd go to TS2. Then I hear women's football with Sanderson.

Double jeopardy

[ccreds]

Mills and Minto who I consider at the moment as the best evening debaters can't get a look in.

[ccreds]

Think Harchard should be used a bit more.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Spunksteen trailing his piece of shit show from a bin while eating a sandwich. Delightful.