Vanessa Feltz

[kancutlawns]

Reckon she put away a fair few dongz at t'bridge

Cocks of ethnic younger gym instructors and RnB singers?

[antdad]

She got a double-first at Cambridge I think, Stephen Fry used to copy her homework. I always thought she was a fat gobby Jewish housewife. Fair play to her ... full respeck.

+1

No waaay omg! Well done, Ness.

Bollocks, both did English or English lit...Feltz got a first because my sister went to Trinity at the same time, surprisingly Fry just got a 2:1 but something musta been up cos I'm sure he was destined for academia. Too much time treading the boards I suppose, it was well known that Feltz had certain appetites.

[JudgeTedd]

The Feltz once went out with Pete Tong when they were younger.

FACT!

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Repeat Dong more like

[lambrini]

She got a double-first at Cambridge I think, Stephen Fry used to copy her homework. I always thought she was a fat gobby Jewish housewife. Fair play to her ... full respeck.

+1

No waaay omg! Well done, Ness.

Bollocks, both did English or English lit...Feltz got a first because my sister went to Trinity at the same time, surprisingly Fry just got a 2:1 but something musta been up cos I'm sure he was destined for academia. Too much time treading the boards I suppose, it was well known that Feltz had certain appetites.

Oh cool, your sister studied at Trinity. Scholarship?

[antdad]

Bursary I think but that was before student fees & maintenance grants were abolished.

[kancutlawns]

She got a double-first at Cambridge I think, Stephen Fry used to copy her homework. I always thought she was a fat gobby Jewish housewife. Fair play to her ... full respeck.

Was she in Footlights?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

She was in stirrups

[lambrini]

Bursary I think but that was before student fees & maintenance grants were abolished.

Wow, good for her.

[antdad]

Bursary I think but that was before student fees & maintenance grants were abolished.

Wow, good for her.

A bursary is like financial aid and isn't given on educational merit but was based on household income. In our case whatever the accountant chooses to tell them but everybody was at it at the time from what I could tell. Like a fella I knew getting a full maintenance grant when he's come from Eton and his dad owns half of Northumberland (true).

[lambrini]

Bursary I think but that was before student fees & maintenance grants were abolished.

Wow, good for her.

A bursary is like financial aid and isn't given on educational merit but was based on household income. In our case whatever the accountant chooses to tell them but everybody was at it at the time from what I could tell. Like a fella I knew getting a full maintenance grant when he's come from Eton and his dad owns half of Northumberland (true).

Yes I know what a bursary is. Oh, cool... well, at least your sister had the opportunity to study Cambridge.

[carcinogen]

She got a double-first at Cambridge I think, Stephen Fry used to copy her homework. I always thought she was a fat gobby Jewish housewife. Fair play to her ... full respeck.

Was she in Footlights?

You want her don't you. You DOG. That big arse on your face ... oh you are a sly one. I get you now.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

WHY is she doing "glamour" shots?

[shivah]

She's about as glamorous as a warthog with syphilis.

[kancutlawns]

She got a double-first at Cambridge I think, Stephen Fry used to copy her homework. I always thought she was a fat gobby Jewish housewife. Fair play to her ... full respeck.

Was she in Footlights?

You want her don't you. You DOG. That big arse on your face ... oh you are a sly one. I get you now.

I’ve had a thing for her for years now. Looks like a good time old girl and with a lovely pair of funbags.