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Hawksbee & Jacobs - Part 7
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Speaking of handicaps, I still can't work out if Lizzie is pissed, asleep, on heavy meds, posh, retarded, or all of these
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Re: Hawksbee & Jacobs - Part 7
Quite a few of those on the video I saw of herThe Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2024 3:29 pm Speaking of handicaps, I still can't work out if Lizzie is pissed, asleep, on heavy meds, posh, retarded, or all of these
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Looks like she does it all though.The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2024 3:29 pm Speaking of handicaps, I still can't work out if Lizzie is pissed, asleep, on heavy meds, posh, retarded, or all of these
She could errr ride me like errrr...something something..cheltenham..something....you get the picture
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Re: Hawksbee & Jacobs - Part 7
But is she a bit partial for arse to mouth action ?The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Speaking of handicaps, I still can't work out if Lizzie is pissed, asleep, on heavy meds, posh, retarded, or all of these
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Why don't they try another race meeting?
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That Gurinda is much better than her.The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2024 3:29 pm Speaking of handicaps, I still can't work out if Lizzie is pissed, asleep, on heavy meds, posh, retarded, or all of these
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What's the dead horse count so far?
AHAHAHA. OH HOW WE LAUGHED AS ANOTHER HORSE BROKE ITS LEGS/NECK AND HAD TO BE SHOT!!!! AHAHAHA. IF ANDY SMART IS WATCHING UP THERE, WE MISS YOU!!!!
So fucking grim. Still, at least the British Horse Racing Industry isn't owned by those bloody Saudi's.
AHAHAHA. OH HOW WE LAUGHED AS ANOTHER HORSE BROKE ITS LEGS/NECK AND HAD TO BE SHOT!!!! AHAHAHA. IF ANDY SMART IS WATCHING UP THERE, WE MISS YOU!!!!
So fucking grim. Still, at least the British Horse Racing Industry isn't owned by those bloody Saudi's.
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Last time I checked she was offering an inviting spread, complete with double handful
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She's a big posh sod who talks with plums in her mouth.
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Tbf, I'd have to drink myself in oblivion before midday if I had to go to Chelnum.
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I don't know why they don't stay at Talksport as the show isn't as good when it's at Cheltenham.
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Fuck me this is utter shit. Andy 'Alan (Yentob) once asked me to be head of comedy at the BBC' Jacobs has hit rock bottom.
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